CHUTZPAH AND HUBRIS
March 23, 2004

by Joe Sobran

     You know the excellent but now tired old joke about 
"chutzpah": that it's best exemplified by the guy who 
kills both his parents, then begs the court to have mercy 
on him as an orphan.

     Well, that orphan has been topped by the state of 
Israel. It used a missile fired from a helicopter to take 
out an old, half-blind quadriplegic in a wheelchair -- 
and claimed self-defense.

     Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, President Bush's idea 
of "a man of peace," says he will continue ordering 
assassinations of anyone he considers a terrorist, 
excluding Jews of course. His country doesn't officially 
have capital punishment, which means that an Arab who 
gets as far as a courtroom has a reasonable chance of 
survival. Sharon means to see to it that they never get 
to the courtroom.

     Bush says he is "troubled" by this policy. But how 
can he object to it? He too assumes the power to kill 
terrorists without a trial, along with the authority to 
decide who counts as a terrorist.

     It's often said that the Israelis have had long 
experience fighting terrorism. Well, they also have had 
long experience committing it. What they don't have much 
experience of is defeating it. In cracking down on it, 
they kill more innocent people than their enemies do, 
which makes the problem worse.

     Bush seems determined to follow the Israeli example. 
His crackdown on terror has taken the form of making war 
on the wrong enemy, and it's now clear that his victory 
over Saddam Hussein was in no way a victory over the 9/11 
killers. He's like a tough-talking district attorney who, 
with great fanfare, arrests the wrong suspect -- only to 
find that the real killer is still at large.

     The March 11 bombings in Madrid told the world that 
Bush had claimed victory prematurely. The Iraq war not 
only wasn't a victory; it wasn't even progress. In fact 
it has made things worse, wasting resources, causing 
innocent suffering, making us more enemies, and 
alienating old friends.

     The Spanish voters who threw out their Bush-friendly 
government weren't "appeasing the terrorists," as we are 
now hearing; they were saying that Bush and his coalition 
don't know what they're doing, and those voters want no 
further part of this enormous fiasco.

     Bush's war on Iraq gave illusory satisfaction to 
Americans who wanted to strike back for the 9/11 horrors, 
just as Sharon's crackdowns give emotional release to 
Israelis enraged by unpredictable violence. Such blind 
fury is understandable, but it doesn't really get you 
anywhere. It only increases the chaos, rewarding the very 
enemy it's supposed to defeat.

     Does anyone imagine that Osama bin Laden has been 
disappointed by the results of the Iraq war? America has 
only created new problems for itself, including a costly 
occupation that will go on for years. Even if the real 
purpose of the war was to secure American control of 
Iraq's oil, was it worth it? To whom?

     Bin Laden hates America, but he may be ironically 
thankful for the removal of Saddam Hussein, clearing the 
way for al-Qaeda and its allies to operate in Iraq 
unimpeded by a nasty dictator. The idea that terrorists 
hate freedom may be a consoling platitude for Bush, but 
of course the truth is that they know how to use freedom 
for their own purposes. Bush might realize this himself, 
if he ever reflected on his own cliches, which he seems 
indisposed to do.

     Terrorism isn't an enemy, and it can't be defeated 
with the methods of war. It's more like a form of 
organized crime adapted to the modern state, whose 
peculiar weaknesses it exploits while avoiding 
confronting its strengths. Analogies with World War II, 
beloved of the Bush faction, are singularly inappropriate 
to the new situation. So is playing Franklin and Winston 
with belligerent we-will-never-surrender posturing. Bush 
and Tony Blair are never more absurd than when they 
suppose they're being inspiring.

     Spain has now rejoined what the Bush crowd calls 
"Old Europe," the Europe that can't be bought with 
American money -- France, Germany, Belgium, and yes, the 
Vatican. Bush's trigger-happy approach has failed, 
completely missing the target.

     Many Europeans snort that Bush is a "cowboy" 
president. A cowboy might be tolerable if he were more 
like, say, Gary Cooper, dealing with the varmints with 
patient cunning. But why did we have to get Yosemite Sam?

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