Sobran's -- The Real News of the Month March 2000 Volume 7, No. 3 Editor: Joe Sobran Publisher: Fran Griffin (Griffin Communications) Managing Editor: Ronald N. Neff Subscription Rates (print version): $59.95 per year; $100 for 2 years. Trial subscription available for $19.95 (5 issues). E-mail subscriptions: $75 per year. Payment should be made to The Vere Company. Address: Sobran's, P.O. Box 183, Vienna, VA 22183-1383 Fax: 703-281-6617 Publisher's Office: 703-255-2211 Foreign Subscriptions: Add $1.25 per issue for Canada and Mexico; all other foreign countries, add $1.75 per issue). Credit Card Orders: Call 1-800-493-3348. Allow 4-6 weeks for delivery of your first issue STRAIGHT TALK ABOUT McCAIN (page 1) "Certainly, no one would argue with the proposition that our armed forces exist first and foremost for the defense of the United States and its vital interests abroad.... We choose, as a nation, however, to intervene militarily abroad in defense of the moral values that are at the center of our national conscientiousness [sic] *even when vital national interests are not necessarily at stake.* I raise this point because it lies at the heart of this nation's approach to Israel. The survival of Israel is one of this country's most important moral commitments.... Like the United States, Israel is more than a nation; it is an ideal...." (My emphasis) Thus Senator John McCain, in a speech the media ignored, delivered on March 14, 1999, to the National Council of Young Israel in New York City, where he received the Defender of Jerusalem Award. A similar pledge to a Christian group, advocating U.S. military intervention to defend Christians abroad "even when vital national interests are not necessarily at stake," would have received sensational coverage; McCain would have been accused of "pandering to the Christian Right," and in a particularly dangerous way. That speech helps explain the media enthusiasm for McCain. He has been getting sweetheart treatment, particularly from the Zionist press and pundits: U.S. NEWS & WORLD REPORT, THE WEEKLY STANDARD, NEWSWEEK, THE NEW REPUBLIC, Richard Cohen, Charles Krauthammer, and most notably William Kristol, who after McCain's victory over George W. Bush in the New Hampshire primary exulted that "the conservative movement ... is finished," and that McCain is the only Republican hope. Let's be quite clear about this: McCain, who favored sending ground troops to Kosovo, is willing to shed American blood for Israel. He isn't naive: he has seen combat, with boys' limbs scattered on the field, wounded survivors screaming in agony. And he would welcome such carnage for Israel's sake. So he tells a Jewish audience, anyway. Why not tell the rest of us? After all, if it's not just Jewish interests but our national "moral values" that may require us to sacrifice our sons for Israel, isn't that of some concern to other Americans? But Mr. Straight Talk has avoided this theme when addressing the general public. By McCain's logic of righteous intervention, our "moral values" -- equality before the law, for example -- could conceivably demand that we wage war against Israel, "even when vital national interests are not necessarily at stake." Just a thought, though not one that will occur to McCain. So now readers of THE WEEKLY STANDARD may appreciate why William Kristol and David Brooks can write in awestruck tones of McCain's appeal to the better angels of our nature: "In speech after speech, McCain calls on his listeners to serve a cause greater than themselves.... McCain was able to trump [George W. Bush's] appeal to self-interest with a public- spirited message.... McCain's campaign reminds us that citizenship entails more than just voting, and the business of America is more than just business. His brand of conservatism rejects the notion that the highest end of government is to leave us alone." LABELS AND LIBELS (pages 2-4) An important libel suit is under way in London. David Irving, the controversial British historian of World War II, is suing an American scholar, Deborah Lipstadt of Emory University, for calling him "one of the most dangerous spokespersons for Holocaust denial." Since she wrote this in a 1993 book DENYING THE HOLOCAUST, Irving says, his career has suffered badly, and he charges that this was exactly what she intended. He compares being accused of Holocaust denial to being called a wife-beater or a pedophile -- a defamation that results in social and professional ostracism, not to mention death threats. The label became actionable when Mrs. Lipstadt's book was published in England, where libel law places the burden of proof on the defendant. Such invidious descriptions of public figures may be flung freely in the United States, and she apparently didn't stop to consider the difference between the two countries' legal standards when the British edition of her book went to press. Supported by various Jewish organizations, Mrs. Lipstadt has gathered an expensive team of lawyers and scholars, including Anthony Julius, who served as attorney for the late Princess Diana in her divorce. Irving, who lacks similar support, is representing himself in court. Under British rules of discovery, he has gained access to Mrs. Lipstadt's correspondence with these organizations and he intends to expose the methods by which he says Jewish groups conspire to destroy heretics like him. Under assorted laws against "hate speech," he has already been harassed, banned, and threatened with arrest in several countries where "Holocaust denial" is a crime; Germany is seeking to extradite him for criminal prosecution during the lawsuit! The Holocaust debate is a strange one, since the Jewish side insists that there is no "other side" (since there is nothing to debate about) while trying not only to ruin those on the nonexistent other side, but to put them in jail -- over a difference about historical fact. Forty years ago the British historians A.J.P. Taylor and Hugh Trevor-Roper had a famous and bitter debate over Hitler's responsibility for World War II; but it never occurred to either man to try to get the other fired from his academic position, let alone thrown into prison! Irving says he has never denied that during World War II the Germans persecuted Jews and killed many of them. But he has disputed many details of the standard account, including the number of the dead and the existence of gas chambers at Auschwitz. Whether these modifications add up to "Holocaust denial" is one point at issue; another is whether he is "dangerous." Dangerous to whom? More dangerous than laws limiting the freedom of speech? More dangerous than Mrs. Lipstadt's words about Irving himself? In any case there is no doubt that powerful forces, especially Jewish ones, have been out to get Irving for many years. But until now, the combative and fearless historian, never one to back down, has been able to do little to defend himself. The verdict in the trial will probably neither affirm nor refute the occurrence of the Holocaust. The question before the court is whether Mrs. Lipstadt deliberately damaged Irving's career with false statements. Living as she does in a country where libel is pretty much legal, thanks to the U.S. Supreme Court's peculiar reading of the First Amendment, it must come as a shock to her to find herself forced, for once, to back up her charges. Jewish groups are afraid that a verdict in Irving's favor will amount to an official ruling that the Holocaust never happened. But it need not mean that at all. It could mean no more than that Mrs. Lipstadt committed libel by imputing Holocaust denial -- and a "dangerous" version of it at that -- to Irving. Irving, a nonacademic freelance historian, has written many books on World War II, the most famous of which is HITLER'S WAR, in which he argued that Hitler never ordered the destruction of the Jews. The book caused an uproar beyond academe. He has also unearthed important documents and interviewed many of Hitler's close associates; even many professional historians who don't share Irving's German sympathies and his scorn for Winston Churchill agree that his work is indispensable. Most recently the publication of his biography of Joseph Goebbels by St. Martin's Press was canceled under pressure from Jewish groups. I haven't read Irving's work and would be unable to assess it, but I have met the man himself. A couple of years ago we had lunch in Virginia and I found him a stimulating and captivating conversationalist. He described himself as "a Holocaust skeptic, not a Holocaust denier," amazed at the proliferation of Holocaust memorials in this country. We agreed that the subject has become a topic of alarming thought control, both of us having experienced forms of it, including personal smears by Jewish fanatics. I myself have been accused of Holocaust denial by a Jewish academic in California; but the truth is that I have never denied it, for the simple reason that I don't know enough to have a firm opinion on the matter. I lack the qualifications to be a Holocaust denier. I don't read German; I don't know anything about gas chambers and Zyklon B; I wouldn't know how to weigh the evidence. None of which suffices to protect me from being libeled. But I certainly do distrust those who want to punish others for the impertinence of disagreeing; the Lipstadts don't act as if they believe in the Holocaust themselves. If you have a real conviction about a factual matter, why would you want to punish a man for differing with you? If you think his view is absurdly wrong, you're serenely content to confute him; locking him up would add absolutely nothing to your case and could only raise suspicions about its inherent strength. Neither side in the heated Shakespeare authorship debate, for example, seeks the incarceration of the other side. And of course Irving and I aren't the only targets: everyone is a potential target. Canada, France, Germany, Israel, and several other countries have criminalized Holocaust heresy. The Israeli writer Amos Elon marvels that opinions about historical events can still be made illegal. It's hard to believe that this sort of thing can happen in the modern world, but it does happen. A few years ago the Israelis even tried to block publication in the United States of a book critical of the Mossad; and in fact a Jewish judge in New York did order its suppression. His order was immediately reversed; but for a few hours, a book was actually banned in this country for offending organized Jewish interests. Such restrictions on opinion are insults to the freedom of a whole society. They violate not only David Irving's right to speak, but everyone else's right to hear him and assess his arguments for themselves. Even those who think Irving is seriously wrong, and even dishonest, should enjoy the exercise of grappling with his criticisms; that is how historical study constantly progresses. In a sense, all serious history is "revisionism," an endless process of refining knowledge. As for views that are just bizarrely wrong, why bother with them? If a man argues that Napoleon never existed, or that Joe Stalin and Pol Pot were basically decent chaps, society can afford to let him walk the streets. In a recent article on the Irving-Lipstadt suit in THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY, D.D. Guttenplan discusses the often bitter differences over the Holocaust among Jewish scholars, noting that many things that "everyone knows" about the Holocaust have been discredited -- such as the grisly fables that the Nazis made soap and lampshades out of the remains of murdered Jews. Yet some people have been imprisoned for denying what no scholar now believes. The Israeli scholar Yehuda Bauer has argued that "only" a million Jews, not four million as officially asserted, were murdered at Auschwitz. Irving has forced Lipstadt's expert witnesses to concede that the alleged gas chamber at Auschwitz is not authentic, but a postwar reconstruction. One complication, of course, is that the standard account of the Holocaust serves political interests. Though Israel didn't exist until Hitler had been destroyed, it has claimed enormous cash reparations from Germany; and it has enjoyed great indulgence from the United States by justifying its violence against its Arab neighbors, and its abuses of its Arab minority, as necessary defensive measures by a people still traumatized by persecution and threatened by annihilation. The very term "Holocaust" became current long after World War II -- during the late 1960s, in fact, when Israel won the Six-Day War with Egypt, Syria, and Jordan. It was then that the Zionist lobby became one of the most powerful forces in American politics and ethnic "Jewishness," as distinct from religious Judaism, became, for the first time, openly militant in American culture, and any criticism of Jews or Israel became "anti-Semitism." It wasn't long before "Holocaust denial" became a capital thought-crime. Jewish guilt-merchants have also used the Holocaust as a stick to beat other parties with. Christianity, from the Gospel writers to Pius XII, has been blamed for inspiring genocide against the Jews; the Holocaust is often described as the culmination of "2,000 years of Christian anti-Semitism." Those who make these charges are deeply resentful when Christians reject them. Last year's Vatican statement exonerating Pius XII provoked further angry attacks by some Jews. The nominal Catholic John Cornwell has found favor among such Jews by smearing Pius as "Hitler's Pope." On the other hand, a number of more temperate Jews have deplored these wild indictments. Unfortunately, the incentive system still favors the shrillest. Cornwell stands to lose nothing by lying about Pius; if he had praised him, his book would have been published (if at all) by some obscure Catholic press. The Jewish lobby (though "lobby" seems an inadequate term for it) now inspires enormous fear because of its power to ruin politicians, writers, and businesses. It wields such dreaded labels as "anti-Semite" and "bigot" with abandon and -- and here is the real point -- with impunity. This is the background against which Mrs. Lipstadt made her charges against Irving. Far from being persecuted, or remotely threatened with persecution, Jews in the modern democracies are very powerful. That is precisely why they are feared, and why their labels terrify. If they were really helpless victims, there would obviously be no reason to fear them; nobody in Hitler's Germany (or Jefferson's America, for that matter) had to fear being called anti-Semitic. Most Jews of course take no active part in the thought-control campaign, and many would oppose it if they considered it seriously; but the major secular Jewish organizations are determined to silence any public discourse that is not to their liking, as witness the fate of people as disparate as Irving, Louis Farrakhan, and Pat Buchanan. The test is this. What is the penalty for making false or reckless charges of anti-Semitism? The plain fact is that there is no penalty at all. That is why the Irving-Lipstadt suit is so startling. In this country we aren't used to seeing people -- especially members of the mighty "victim" groups -- held responsible for ruining others' reputations. If anti-Semitism is a serious matter, you might think it would be in the interest of the Jewish lobby itself to define the term carefully and to discourage its promiscuous use. But neither has happened. Why not? For the simple reason that the function of the word is not to identify and disarm real hostility to Jews, but to terrorize. For the purpose of creating fear, as Stalin understood, a false charge is as good as a true one -- better, in fact, since the power to stigmatize arbitrarily, without well-defined rules and safeguards against abuse, is the perfect way to intimidate the general population. Even a false charge reinforces the power of the lobby. After all, if people only had to beware of true accusations -- strictly defined charges in which the burden of proof was on the accuser, who would put himself at risk by making charges he couldn't support -- there would be little to worry about. You don't fear being falsely accused of murder, because you know you can defend yourself against it and see your accuser punished. If the crime is serious, so is the false imputation of it. That's the ordinary rule of life. But when nobody pays a price for making false accusations, there are going to be a lot of false accusations. Joe McCarthy really didn't get it. When he spoke of "card- carrying Communists," he was too specific for his own good. His charges were too well-defined and therefore subject to falsification. Everyone knows what a "card-carrying Communist" is; when you use that phrase, you'd better be able to make it stick. But nobody really knows what an "anti-Semite" is, so the charge of anti-Semitism can't be falsified, and nobody has to worry about being penalized for using it. It's a thoroughly perverse incentive system, worthy of the Soviet Union. If Deborah Lipstadt winds up paying damages to David Irving, it will be partly because she, like Joe McCarthy, was imprudently specific. Dangerous may be a little vague, but "Holocaust denier" isn't. It can be proved or disproved. A ruling in Irving's favor might even tend to confirm the standard account of the Holocaust, if it transpires that he agrees with its central contention in spite of his skepticism about certain of its features. But such a ruling would certainly show that there is still one island on earth where you lie about people at your own peril. CLASHING SYMBOLS (page 5) On Martin Luther King's birthday this year the usual cloying commemorations, masquerading as news stories, were capped by the report that an American Catholic bishop had submitted King's name to the Vatican, recommending that he be honored as a Christian martyr. "Dr." King, whose doctoral thesis was plagiarized, was a mixed character, admirable in some respects -- especially his unquestionable courage -- but too seriously flawed to warrant national (let alone religious) veneration. Far from living a life of holiness and sanctity, he lacked the basic integrity we expect of religious leaders. He was, for openers, a relentless philanderer who spent the night before his death sharing a bed with two women. He was also a believing Marxist who hobnobbed with Communists while preaching "freedom." You might even suspect him of hypocrisy. Liberal opinion is indulgent toward adultery and sees nothing wrong with associating with Communists. If King's inner circle had been revealed to include Nazis, of course, his name would be mud. Nazism has become a symbol of pure evil, while Communism is treated as a noble (though ill- starred) "dream" -- like King's. That "dream," under inspection, always turns out to be the hope of a collectivist society, with the annihilation of personal freedom. Other regimes are judged by their records, Communism by its promises. King's birthday was marked by articles in the NEW YORK TIMES (by Glenn C. Loury) and the WASHINGTON POST (by Jonathan Yardley) insisting that the Confederate flag that still flies over the capitol in South Carolina must be officially treated as a symbol of slavery, not of Southern valor. Both Loury and Yardley scolded John McCain, whose ancestors fought for the Confederacy, for refusing to condemn the flag. "In retrospect," wrote Loury, "we can now see that those who fought under the Confederate flag were treasonous rebels bent on the destruction of our union. And those who hoisted that flag over their state's capitol during the height of the civil-rights struggle were obstructing social justice. There was nothing honorable in any of that, and one need not be a descendant of slaves to say so." Yardley added: "Black South Carolinians are absolutely right to regard the flag over the state capitol as a calculated insult, an evocation not of Rhett Butler or of McCain's heroic ancestors but of the slavery in which their own ancestors were held and of the de jure discrimination that followed in Reconstruction and the Jim Crow era." In the minds of progressives, "reactionaries" aren't even entitled to decide what their own symbols mean. At the same time, Loury spoke of his "African-American forefathers" who "were persecuted under the battle flag of the Confederacy." The question that comes to mind is why blacks like Loury, who damn the Old South, want to venerate Africa. According to their own logic, they should see Africa, even more than the Confederate flag, as a symbol of slavery. Loury and Yardley imply that there is no controversy at all, no room for differences of opinion, no valid perspective but their own. The whole King cult assumes this. However controversial he was in his own time, King is now treated as a bland icon, a sort of dashboard figurine for liberals. "In retrospect," as Loury says, "we" can see that there was only one legitimate side all along, its opponents being "treasonous rebels." From grade school on, our teachers, scholars, intellectuals, and journalists try to herd us into conformity to views that don't deserve our automatic assent. Through many channels we're besieged with the notion that all history is the story of mankind's march toward a collectivist and materialist society, a variant of what Herbert Butterfield called "the whig interpretation of history," dividing the world into progressive heroes and reactionary villains. In my case, at least, the result has been a sneaking curiosity about, and sympathy with, the alleged villains. When urged to rejoice in the famous victories of the progressives, I've always wanted to hear the losers' side of the story. It nearly always turns out to be more interesting than the winners' side, and it often turns out to have been right after all. To defeat is not to refute. A cause is not proved wrong because it loses on the battlefield or at the ballot box. To believe otherwise, as Chesterton says, is exactly like believing in trial by combat as a test of truth. One by-product of liberalism is the sort of "conservative" who eagerly aligns himself with Abraham Lincoln, Franklin Roosevelt, or "Dr." King's "dream." If conservatism means anything, it means opposing vulgar notions of progress. It's exemplified in a Solzhenitsyn standing alone, against those who seem to have won overwhelmingly, to insist that the argument isn't over yet. SHAKESPEARE'S FOLKS (page 6) [This is an unabridged version; text not appearing in the printed version appears in curly braces, thus: { text }] A week before his death in 1547, Henry VIII -- obese, syphilitic, demented -- groggily approved an order for the execution of Henry Howard, the young Earl of Surrey. Henry was too bloated to walk, or even wield a pen, so he used a stamp that had been provided for the purpose. Surrey was a victim of the tangled court intrigues of Henry's reign. Not yet 30, he had been a favorite of the king. But he had a wild streak and a hot temper and had once been jailed for breaking church windows and pelting prostitutes with stones in the streets of London. Henry forgave such pranks, shaking his head affectionately at "the most foolish proud boy that is in England." But in late 1546 Surrey's enemies accused him of claiming a right to the throne by virtue of his Plantagenet blood and plotting with his father, the Duke of Norfolk, to supplant Henry. Since it was a crime even to speculate about Henry's death, he was charged with high treason and, on January 19, 1547, beheaded. His father was spared. It's hard to judge the truth of the charges. Surrey is now best remembered as a poet. With his friend Sir Thomas Wyatt, he introduced the Petrarchan love sonnet to England and originated the "Shakespearean" sonnet form. He also created English blank verse in his translation of two books of the AENEID. His influence on Shakespeare is acknowledged. Surrey also had a nephew by marriage, whom he didn't live to see: Edward de Vere, later 17th Earl of Oxford, author of the Shakespeare works, was born in 1550. Oxford grew up venerating Surrey's memory and aspiring to emulate him as a poet; a thousand Petrarchan sonnets ascribed to others were actually Oxford's, as I will argue in a future book. I have just found a new piece of evidence that Oxford was "Shakespeare." Scholars now widely agree that the play SIR THOMAS MORE is at least partly Shakespearean. It exists only in a single manuscript, which was discovered in the nineteenth century; it was never printed in its own time and may have been banned, since it favorably portrays a Catholic martyr beheaded by the father of Elizabeth I. What is interesting is that Surrey is a character in the play. Since the real Surrey was still in his teens when More was executed in 1535, the author has taken a remarkable liberty with the historical facts to include him in the story; Surrey speaks the final lines of the play. Clearly Oxford was going out of his way to honor his uncle. Orthodox Shakespeare scholars, naturally, have failed to notice Surrey's anachronistic presence in SIR THOMAS MORE; its significance is lost on them, since they assume the wrong author and are unaware of Oxford's relation to Surrey. It's fascinating that the greatest English poet should have been so close to such important events and personalities in English history. But there is more. After his father's death in 1562, Oxford was raised at the court of Elizabeth I as a ward of William Cecil, later Lord Burghley, whose daughter Ann Cecil he married in 1571. He was a favorite of the queen in his youth and was rumored to have had a flirtation with her shortly after his marriage; his mother-in-law was infuriated, but Burghley tried to ignore it. I am convinced that the sonnet cycle printed as EMARICDULFE in 1595 was originally addressed to Elizabeth. Burghley, lord treasurer and spymaster, was the most powerful man in Elizabethan England and a crucial figure in English history. Hilaire Belloc gives him the dubious credit of crushing the Catholic Church in England, not out of any religious passion, but because he belonged to the class that had enriched itself during the looting of Church properties under Henry VIII. According to Belloc, Burghley -- and his son Robert Cecil after him -- wanted to make sure England never returned to the Catholic fold. They successfully worked to make England a power independent of Europe; and in Belloc's view the Reformation would have died out if England had resumed Catholicism. { Belloc credits Burghley with "a very great political genius" but "a despicable character -- mean, sly, avaricious, and thoroughly false." He was "one of the greatest and certainly one of the vilest of men that ever lived." England remained largely Catholic during Elizabeth's reign, but attachment to the old religion waned and all but flickered out after the shock of the Jesuit-driven Gunpowder Plot in 1605. (One of those who turned Protestant at about that time, incidentally, was John Milton, father of England's great Puritan poet.) } Oxford's attitude toward all this is hard to judge. He had Catholic sympathies, drawn from both his family and his Italian journey of 157576, but they seem to have waned; his works reflect a broadly Catholic outlook, certainly not a Protestant one, but this is also consistent with attachment to the Church of England, or with no particular religious zeal. He was often at odds with Burghley, but apparently for personal reasons that had nothing to do with religion; Polonius in HAMLET is clearly modeled on Burghley, even to the detail of sending a spy to Paris to report on his wastrel son's misconduct. But Oxford seems not to have realized that his father-in- law would loom large in history, any more than Burghley realized that his son-in-law would be an immortal poet. Boxed Copy RIGHT AS USUAL: The House of Representatives has passed a bill authorizing a measly $30,000 to coin a Congressional Gold Medal in honor of New York's John Cardinal O'Connor. Only one member dissented: Congressman Ron Paul of Texas, who calls O'Connor "well-deserving" but deems the bill unconstitutional. Exactly! Thank God for both men. (page 9) WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE WORLD: Are Jews smarter than gentiles? Are you kidding? Of course they are, and Jewish intelligence is a blessing to the whole world. If it sometimes seems otherwise, the real problem -- the fact that has really wrought endless havoc in this world -- is that dumb Jews are smarter than dumb gentiles. (page 9) BY THE WAY: McCain, who claims to be "pro-life," says he's never voted for experimentation on aborted children. But TIME reports that he did so three times -- in 1992, 1993, and 1997. He says his religion is "between me and my family." So is his voting record, I guess. (page 10) NOTED IN PASSING: In case I haven't mentioned it before, Sir Derek Jacobi, one of the world's greatest living Shakespearean actors, has gone on record as a firm believer that the real author was Edward de Vere, Earl of Oxford. The year 2000, by the way, marks the 450th anniversary of Oxford's birth. (page 11) EVEN A STOPPED CLOCK IS RIGHT TWICE A DAY: Bill Clinton, commenting on Internet vandalism, said that the Internet has been a huge success because the government has pretty much left it alone. He's absolutely right. I don't get it. (page 11) NONE DARE CALL IT DUAL LOYALTY: McCain's speech (see page 1) is an instance of a basic principle of politics: that one may in practice assume the truth of propositions which, made explicit, are universally denounced as "myths," "canards," and "stereotypes" -- in this case, the notion that American Jews put Israel's interests ahead of American interests. McCain assumes that this is exactly what Jews do and, far from being accused of bigotry, he has won fervent Jewish support. (page 12) Exclusive to the electronic version: OUR FRIEND, THE ABORTIONIST: I haven't seen the movie version of THE CIDER HOUSE RULES, which has won seven Oscar nominations, but I have read the execrable John Irving novel it's based on -- a literary experience only in the sense that a black mass is a spiritual experience: the heroes of the absurd and ugly story are a pair of abortionists, master and apprentice. Since Irving (who also wrote the film's screenplay) can neither build a plot nor create a believable character, one's interest is sustained only by his puerile perversity. LOVING THE LITTLE PEOPLE: Hillary Clinton, now officially running for the U.S. Senate as "Hillary!" in New York, is off to a rocky start. After gobbling a free breakfast in upstate New York, Hillary! left the restaurant without tipping the waitress -- who was, it so happens, a single mom. Maybe Al Gore's wife should have run for that Senate seat. At least we know she's a Tipper. Reprinted Columns (pages 7-12) * The Nickname Game (January 11, 200) http//www.sobran.com/columns/000111.shtml * The Rules of the Game (January 13, 2000) http//www.sobran.com/columns/000113.shtml * What About Elian? (January 18, 2000) http//www.sobran.com/columns/000118.shtml * Musidorus the Cannibal (January 20, 2000) http//www.sobran.com/columns/000120.shtml * Advancing toward Savagery (January 25, 2000) http//www.sobran.com/columns/000125.shtml * The Courtier Who Would Be King (February 1, 2000) http//www.sobran.com/columns/000201.shtml All articles are written by Joe Sobran Copyright (c) 2000 by The Vere Company. All rights reserved. Distributed with permission by the Griffin Internet Syndicate (fran@griffnews.com).