Sobran's -- The Real News of the Month April 2001 Volume 8, No. 4 Editor: Joe Sobran Publisher: Fran Griffin (Griffin Communications) Managing Editor: Ronald N. Neff Subscription Rates. Print version: $59.95 per year; $100 for 2 years; trial subscription available for $19.95 (5 issues). E-mail subscriptions: $39.95 for 1 year ($25 with a 12-month subscription to the print edition); $65 for 2 years ($45 with a 2-year subscription to the print edition). Address: Sobran's, P.O. Box 1383, Vienna, VA 22183-1383 Fax: 703-281-6617 Website: www.sobran.com Publisher's Office: 703-255-2211 or www.griffnews.com Foreign Subscriptions (print version only): Add $1.25 per issue for Canada and Mexico; all other foreign countries, add $1.75 per issue. Credit Card Orders: Call 1-800-493-3348. Allow 4-6 weeks for delivery of your first issue FEATURES The Moving Picture Ronald Reagan has turned 90, the sad fact of his senility preventing him from acknowledging the warm tributes to him. Many conservatives who praise him seem to have defective memories too. To hear some of them (Rush Limbaugh comes to mind), you'd think American history began with Reagan, or at least culminated in his presidency. The truth is that he didn't make a dent in the Democrats' socialist legacy, from Franklin Roosevelt to Lyndon Johnson, and didn't even challenge it. I liked him very much, but let's not kid ourselves. He allowed conservatives to *feel* they'd won, when his careful avoidance of basic principles was the surest evidence of their defeat. * * * A country is in real trouble when even its conservatives have forgotten the past. * * * George W. Bush quickly proved himself his father's son by dropping a few bombs around Baghdad. This day-long miniwar was barely noticed; as Bush said, it was "routine." There was no debate, no declaration of war, no time for protest. Just another day in the life of the empire that thinks it's a democracy. * * * The Harvard-educated Bush, touting his education reform package, once again showed himself his father's son as he explained, "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." Seriously, folks, this was a far more literate country when it spent far less money on its schools. I'll say it again: in one century we went from teaching Latin and Greek in high school to offering remedial English in college. * * * Bush's support for "faith-based initiatives" -- federal funding for private, religious social services -- has stirred the wrong debate: about the separation of church and state. The American Civil Liberties Union may shriek, but such "partnerships" between state and church don't amount to an unconstitutional "establishment of religion." They merely involve churches in unconstitutional, and improper, exercises of federal power. When you hear of a "partnership" between the government and any private institution, you should picture tentacles. * * * An FBI counterspy, Robert Hanssen, has been charged with selling secrets to the Russians, dating back to the days when they were the Soviet Union. (Fran Griffin, my dear publisher, has known Hanssen for many years, from church and car pool, and is flabbergasted.) Once again it's hard to avoid feeling that our government is much better at keeping secrets from us than from other governments, though we get occasional glimpses of the truth. Only official secrecy and popular ignorance allow us to assume that the government performs espionage with more competence than it does any other activity. With the right veil, even an ugly woman can create a mystique. * * * With every month that passes I become more convinced of the fraudulence of the Cold War. Horrible as Soviet Communism was, our government only pretended to be protecting us from it. The Cold War only served to justify a huge military establishment and the taxes necessary to sustain it; it also caused conservatives to resign themselves to a stupendous welfare state as a practical concomitant of the warfare state they thought we needed. (Liberals, by the same token, resigned themselves to the warfare state as a concomitant of the welfare state.) * * * I've read many books about Abraham Lincoln lately, but the best of them is Richard N. Current's 1958 study THE LINCOLN NOBODY KNOWS. It's scholarly, but short, graceful, and readable. Current admires Lincoln, but corrects the popular idolatry at nearly every point, showing a skillful, cunning, and often ruthless politician. Without denying Lincoln's frequent personal kindness, Current notes that he approved some of the cruelest weapons available in his time: exploding musket- balls that caused agonizing deaths with no corresponding military advantage (European countries had banned them) and incendiary bombs for use against cities. * * * The other day I ran across a typical glancing reference to the corruption of "Renaissance popes." Which cause me to reflect that though some of them, like the notorious Alexander VI, were bad men, they were bad by *Catholic* standards. If they had been Roman emperors, they would be remembered as unusually humane for their times. (Liberal Catholics want ordinary Catholics to feel free to behave like the worst Renaissance popes.) * * * The word "community" is often stretched, but I was unprepared for a NEWSWEEK reference to the "autism community." While we're at it, how about "hermit community"? Or maybe "solipsist community"? But my all- time favorite remains a solemn NEW YORK TIMES description of a subset of the city's "gay community" as "the S and M community." * * * Stanley Kramer, one of Hollywood's shrunken giants, is dead at 87. It's hard to believe now, but the producer-director once earned a reputation as a daring intellectual for such films as THE DEFIANT ONES, ON THE BEACH, INHERIT THE WIND, and JUDGMENT AT NUREMBURG. These movies were chiefly distinguished by their heavy liberal morals, dramatizing such profound truths as that prejudice is bad, evolution good. In fairness, Kramer also produced HIGH NOON, though I've never quite understood why it was hailed as an allegory of McCarthyism; I always thought it was just a pretty good Western. His later films became increasingly preachy, trying to raise your consciousness while insulting your intelligence. * * * In opposing tax and spending cuts, the Democrats have cultivated an interesting, not to say Orwellian, vocabulary. They call tax cuts "spending" and spending "investment." The second is especially amusing, since if there is one thing no wise investor would ever invest his precious capital in, it's a federal welfare program. Nevertheless, the Democrats continue to fight for profligacy, waste, and tyranny in the name of thrift, prudence, and balancing the budget. (If you close your eyes when Ted Kennedy talks, you'll think you're listening to Calvin Coolidge.) Also note that tax cuts are now "irresponsible." We "can't afford them." The Democrats never feel that *increases* in spending or taxes are irresponsible or unaffordable. The Clinton Ethos (pages 3-4) My apologies. In our last issue I made the rash, rash error of trying to sum up Bill Clinton's presidency before it was finished. That is, before the exact minute when his successor took the oath of office. In an age when many people are "reinventing" themselves, Clinton chose his last hours as president to outdo himself. It was a stunning performance. It left you feeling that you shouldn't have been surprised, even as it left you astounded -- astounded by its comic-infernal audacity. Would even Bill Clinton himself take his leave of us by being so brazenly, uninhibitedly Clintonian? The stage was set by a few preliminary reminders of what "Clintonian" meant. His self-congratulatory farewell address was upstaged by the scandal of his "spiritual advisor," Jesse Jackson, who turned out to have been squiring his pregnant mistress to the White House in 1998, while he was "counseling" Clinton about his relations with Monica Lewinsky. In another Clintonian touch, Jackson had paid off his mistress with funds from his "charitable" organization. Then, on his last full day in office, Clinton became the first president to strike a plea bargain. He avoided prosecution for perjury and obstruction during the Lewinsky scandal by admitting that he had willfully given false testimony under oath, though he later tried to spin this by denying that he had actually lied. The fun was just beginning. The next day Clinton issued his final pardons, creating a new passel of scandals. The most scandalous of these was the pardon of Marc Rich, a "fugitive financier," as the press dubbed him, who had never even faced criminal charges because he had fled to Switzerland 17 years earlier. Meanwhile, Rich's flamboyantly busty ex-wife Denise had been making lavish donations to Clinton's campaigns, his presidential library, and the Democratic Party, while frequently visiting Clinton himself -- a hundred times in a single year. How the president of the United States found so much time for a single private citizen is hard to explain, though her generously exposed bosom, evident in most of her photos, invites speculation. The Rich pardon, like the others, turned out to be highly irregular. Clinton had avoided the usual procedures and channels, concealing his intentions in order to avoid a review by the Justice Department -- all the more remarkable in that that department, under Janet Reno, has been notoriously indulgent to him. The obvious venality of the pardons outraged even Clinton's former defenders -- or at least gave them an opportunity to recover a semblance of honor by repudiating him. Overtaking conservative "Clinton- haters," liberals and Democrats reinvented themselves as scourges of both Bill and Hillary, not only for the pardons but also for appropriating for their new homes furniture and art works that had been donated not to the Clintons, but to the White House. The recent first couple found every man's hand turned against them. They found no audible defenders this time, not even Al Gore, who had once said his boss would be ranked among our greatest presidents. The moment Clinton departed, he found his flunkeys discovering their consciences. Meanwhile, Jimmy Carter, the last honest Democrat in memory, declared the Rich pardon "disgraceful." The outcry forced Clinton to defend himself with a long op-ed piece in the NEW YORK TIMES, in which he again gaudily displayed his true colors. He said there had been "absolutely no quid pro quo" for the Rich pardon, arguing that there was "not a shred of evidence" of such. It was quite in character for him to cite the absence of conclusive proof of guilt as proof of his innocence -- the you-can't-prove-nothin' defense. He named three "prominent Republican lawyers" who he said had reviewed and approved the pardon; all three immediately and flatly denied it. He named another lawyer who had argued for the pardon, neglecting to mention that the man was Rich's own lawyer! Clinton's own former staffers rushed to attest that they had not been consulted or that they had opposed the shifty pardons. There was still more (there always is). In a comic touch, Bill's half-brother Roger, pardoned for drug dealing, was arrested for drunk driving, perhaps, one wag quipped, while "celebrating his pardon." NEWSWEEK also reported that Roger had been collecting money from his friends and acquaintances with promises to procure pardons for them too, but probably couldn't be prosecuted, since laws against selling pardons apply only to public officials, not to private citizens. Once again the law, in its majesty, had failed to anticipate the unprecedented challenges posed by the Clintons. On top of this, it transpired that Hillary's brother Hugh Rodham had been paid $400,000 to help win a pardon for a businessman and a commutation of a drug dealer's prison sentence. Bill and Hillary demanded that he return the money, professing themselves "deeply dismayed" by Hugh's practice, which, they said, they had known nothing about. In fact they may have been ignorant of it, but Rodham, like Roger, showed himself familiar with the Clinton ethos: government for sale. Playing the innocent woman who never knows what the menfolk are up to, Hillary tried to dissociate herself from both her brother and her husband. Her term as a New York senator was off to a rocky start. The publisher who had advanced her $8 million for her memoirs must have been writhing: not only will the book be ghostwritten, it will surely evade the questions readers will want answered, thereby ensuring meager sales. The pardons were only one ring in the Clinton circus. Still assured that he could milk his presidency for personal gain, Bill requested government funding for a posh office suite in midtown Manhattan -- at an expense far beyond any ever accorded to an ex-president. The indignant opposition this provoked forced him to back off; so he turned his sights on a humbler suite uptown in Harlem, where his popularity among blacks enabled him to bask in a hero's welcome. Grinning gamely, he acted as if a band were still blaring a peppy "Hail to the Chief" at his every appearance. The Clintons now became victims of the liberal hypocrisy that used to sustain them. They were denounced by the NEW YORK TIMES, the WASHINGTON POST, and other editorial pulpits of progressive opinion. The TIMES wondered how the abuse of the pardoning power could be prevented in the future, forgetting that it could easily have been prevented this time: by removing Clinton from office two years ago, when it became undeniable that he had committed perjury, subornation, and obstruction of justice -- crimes which liberal opinion had almost unanimously held fell short of "high crimes and misdemeanors" for the man chiefly charged with the faithful execution of the laws of the United States. You would never gather from these denunciations that they were being issued by Clinton's own enablers. None of his tardy repudiaters in the power media took any responsibility for his presidency. One of the most egregious of them, Albert Hunt of the WALL STREET JOURNAL, suggested that the idea that Clinton had sold pardons for campaign contributions was "too simple an explanation" -- as if there were something unfathomably complex about the White House's coarsest denizen ever. At the same time, prominent Democrats also tried to edge away from the Clintons, contending that the party must recover its "soul" and "the moral high ground," as if, after so many years of corruption, this could be done with a few gestures of regret. It recalled the way Clinton himself, when his sordid relations with Monica Lewinsky became impossible to deny, tried to recover his "credibility" with a single speech. In Washington a lot of people assume you can instantly erase a long record of bad conduct and bad faith. The truth is that Clinton committed the simple error of embarrassing his allies at the very moment when he became expendable to them. Now at last they saw their chance to distance themselves from his incredible venality, and they grabbed it. The more they had abased themselves for him in the past, the more fiercely they censured him now. One of the chief defenses of Clinton during the 1998 impeachment debate was that his offenses were "only about sex." This assumed that political ethics was somehow separate from general morality. But much of Clinton's presidency, as well as the liberal-Democratic agenda, is "only about sex." With the fall of socialism, the progressive forces have placed most of their chips on the undermining of morality, chiefly in the promoting of abortion and sexual vice. This is the only area in which Clinton has been consistent and, in his perverse way, principled. And he is living proof that an immoral man is bound to be an unethical man. The campaign to save legal abortion, fanatical as it is, relies heavily on Clintonian lies and slippery semantics. "Who is to say when life begins?" is not very different from "It depends on what your definition of 'is' is." If you want to defend abortion, you are going to have to deceive. A party that is committed to evil has no right to act surprised when its leaders turn out to be mendacious criminals like Bill and Hillary. The Big Bad Wolf (pages 5-6) { Material dropped from this feature in the print edition or changed for reasons of space appears in curly brackets. } Ralph Waldo Emerson prophesied that the boasts of nineteenth-century civilization would one day be cited as proof of its barbarity. That remark struck me when I first read it forty years ago, and I've often pondered it since. { Now and then I've cited the kindred story of the supposed Etruscan statue of a horse, which proved a forgery when a twentieth-century art expert noticed its nineteenth-century mannerisms -- mannerisms which had passed unnoticed in the nineteenth century itself. As the critic Hugh Kenner puts it, "The style of your own time is always invisible." But eventually the style of the forger "rose to visibility." A keen twentieth-century eye finally discerned the telltale marks of a period that had receded into the past. } How many strange things we take for granted only because we are inured to them! When we read about slavery in the Old South, we can hardly believe that so many people, white and black, saw nothing wrong with it. For me it's almost impossible to imagine "owning" another man, or treating him as if I did. Yet there were even cases of free blacks, in the Old South, owning their own black slaves. America's slaves had been purchased in Africa, where slavery was routine until recently (and still exists in a few places). But why not? After all, slavery, in various forms, has existed throughout most of history. Though Washington and Jefferson are now blamed for having owned slaves, nobody gets indignant that Aristotle and Cicero owned them too. In the Classical world the abolition of slavery was almost unimaginable. What is unusual is a civilization where the *evil* of slavery is assumed. And what features of our own civilization will the future recoil from, marveling that we saw nothing wrong with them? Nobody can say; but I hope that the chief evil of our time will be recognized in the state as we know it -- a social system of "organized plunder," as Frederic Bastiat called it, also prepared for organized homicide, armed to the teeth with terrible weapons capable of killing millions within minutes. Considering the scale of modern wars that have already occurred and the constant level of state plunder even in peacetime, I can only hope that men of the future will be astounded at our submissiveness. Instead of rebeling against the state for its enormous criminality, men in our time accept it as the most natural thing in the world -- a good and indispensable thing, without which we might be at the mercy of "robber barons"! The state, we are told, has saved us from the depredations of laissez-faire capitalism; in return for which it has claimed only a couple of hundred million lives, untold trillions of dollars, and most of the freedoms our American ancestors considered their natural rights. Modern man has drawn morals from his experience that are directly contrary to those he should have drawn. The worse the state treats him, the more convinced he becomes of its necessity and even beneficence. His faith in the state is far more profound (and irrational) than medieval man's faith in the Church. And he accepts it as natural, if not exactly right, that the state should continue to grow and to increase its claims on him, his liberty, and his wealth. Some libertarians reckon that the average American now works nearly half the year for the state. But when President George W. Bush proposed a modest reduction in tax rates, the statist opinion cartel reacted with scorn and outrage. It was "too much"; it would threaten "the economy"; the state (alias "we") "can't afford it"; "lobbyists" and "special interests" were, as TIME magazine put it, going "Oink, oink." It was *piggish* of people to want a reduction of the state's claims on them. The state, it goes without saying, is never greedy. There is no limit to what it may justly demand. The question of justice to the taxpayer is never raised. In opposition to Bush, congressional Democrats staged a little show-and-tell scene, featuring a shiny new Lexus and a muffler. Under Bush's plan, they said, "the rich" would get the Lexus, while "working families" would get only the lousy muffler. The appeal to envy is a reliable feature of democratic (i.e., demagogic) politics. What it carefully avoids mentioning, of course, is that tax cuts don't give; they give *back.* You can't get the price of a Lexus back unless you are already paying the price of a Lexus in taxes. If you've only paid the price of a muffler, you can only get the price of a muffler back. And as long as income tax rates are graduated, tax cuts will inevitably most benefit those who have been the chief targets of democratic plunder. And any measure of justice to "the rich" will be portrayed as "unfair" to everyone else. The Republicans are too timid to point out that the greediest men in America today are the Democrats, who assume a boundless right to seize other people's wealth. Income taxes, even more than other taxes, are money taken by force and collected by a police-state apparatus. There is no way to impose them "fairly" because they are evil in principle. They amount to slavery. And the slaves are piggish when they want their freedom. Like the slaveowners of old, the Democrats are not aware of the least effrontery or presumption in themselves when they claim others' money. They really feel they own us. And the whole debate over tax cuts accepts the premise that the state is entitled to decide how much we may keep. We are all statists now. The state doesn't have to establish its right, let alone its need, to claim the lion's share of what we earn and own. Whatever it currently takes is the baseline for further debate. The most successful tax-cutting argument of recent years has been the "supply-side" approach of the early Reagan years: that tax cuts were justified because lower rates would give the state *more* revenue! Yet even when that turned out to be true, the liberal Hive rejected the lesson. The revenues increased dramatically, but federal spending outstripped the revenues and the resulting deficits were said to prove the failure of supply-side economics. The Hive instinctively disliked any decrease in the taxing power, even if the state gained by it, because the Hive -- the socialist oversoul, so to speak -- favors maximum state power over the individual, just as a matter of principle. It felt it had been tricked into relaxing its grip, though at some point high taxes become, even from the state's point of view, self- defeating. Which is why socialist economies always fail, in economic terms, though they succeed in their real goal -- monopolizing power. How much should we really be paying in taxes? If we assume that the U.S. Government should be bound by the U.S. Constitution, that the Constitution itself is valid, and that a government may justly impose taxes to pay for its proper functions, we are paying at least ten times as much as we should. A little rough arithmetic may help. The federal government is now spending about $2 trillion per year (it was about $2 *billion* when Franklin Roosevelt became president in 1933). With a population of about a quarter of a billion people, that comes to $8,000 per year. Is that "fair"? Not in terms of what any honest man receives in government services. (Some men, it is true, get many times that amount in government money.) By far the greatest part of the federal budget goes for three purposes: redistributive programs, the armed forces, and interest on the federal debt. The "social" programs should not exist at all; they are both unconstitutional and immoral burdens on productive prople. Most "defense" spending is unrelated to "the common defense of the United States," which does not require this country to maintain military bases around the world and most of its advanced weaponry; any truly defensive needs could be met for a small fraction of the expense of the U.S. empire. The federal debt, around $6 trillion, is simply the scandalous cumulative result of wildly excessive spending over many years. It has been calculated that every American child born today will be taxed $100,000 to pay interest on the current debt, which he had no say in running up -- a telling reflection on "self-government." The "budget" problem is really a constitutional problem. Thanks to the quasi-constitutional federal power to impose limitless taxes on personal incomes, and to the ability of the federal government to change the meaning of the Constitution to expand its powers as it pleases, there are no controls on that government's spending, least of all self-control. The numbers speak for themselves. In the 1830s the federal government actually ran a *surplus,* of about $35 million. Today that figure seems comically trifling. { Of course we now have to judge such things in "constant" dollars, a fact which is itself a comment on the government's debasement of money. That debasement is nearly as astounding as the increases in spending. } If, then, the Constitution is our yardstick, the average American should be paying less than a $1,000 (in today's money) in annual taxes. If the dollar had retained its former value, that amount would be less than $100. It is not enough to say that we are not now getting our money's worth for our taxes; we are paying the government for tyrannizing. The hostages are forced to subsidize their captors. How does a hostage get his money's worth? The "services" and "defense" we allegedly receive are themselves evils we -- or at least the honest men among us -- would be better off without. Today government is the wolf at the door. The Land of the Free is long gone. Of all our patriotic myths, one of the most irksome is that we owe our freedom to this country's government and the wars it has fought. Those wars have in fact been ruinous to freedom. With each one since at least the Civil War, the government's powers have expanded. When was the last time a country won a war and emerged with a more limited government than it had had *before* the war? Some traces of the Constitution do survive, but no thanks to our rulers. And our most basic freedoms are relics of Anglo-Saxon law: the right to a jury trial, the privilege of habeas corpus, the presumption of innocence. If these things had not existed already, it is a certainty that the modern state would never have established them. Would Lincoln or Franklin Roosevelt or, for that matter, George W. Bush have introduced the concept of habeas corpus? The question answers itself. Yet we are constantly assured that we somehow owe our freedom to our rulers { and to the wars they have plunged us into. } After all it has done to us, the state still expects our gratitude. NUGGETS FEELTHY MUSIC: Thank heaven for the rap star Eminem. Being white, he makes it possible to say that rap is crap without incurring the charge of racism. I dare not say he is even worse than his black colleagues, since rating rappers is a task not for the gourmet but for the dung beetle; but he is worthy to dominate a genre which seems to have been created expressly for those who have no talent or taste whatever. (page 8) WORDS TO LIVE BY: Any tax break worthy of the name should favor the rich. (page 9) THE CURRENT SITUATION: "The good news," I recently assured an anarchist friend, "is that we already have anarchy. The trouble is, it's unenforceable." (page 9) AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL NOTE: You might say I'm a cradle lapsed Catholic. My parents were both lapsed Catholics, as was my stepfather, whom my mother married after she divorced my father. I think of lapsed Catholicism as the faith of my fathers. (page 11) FREE SPEECH AS WE KNEW IT: Today you could get arrested for saying the things you can hear in any old movie. Recently I was tickled by a line Gary Cooper spoke in an innocent 1940s Western: "You've seen what they do to white women!" Tell it like it is, Coop! (page 12) Exclusive to the electronic version: FEELTHY PICTURES (CONTINUED): Another (ho-hum) art controversy at the Brooklyn Museum. It conforms to that institution's dreary familiar formula for creating an instant cause célèbre: First the tax-funded museum features a sacrilegious objet d'art. The "artist" lacks the skill to draw Mickey Mouse, but knows how to juxtapose sacred images, preferably Catholic, with obscenity and/or elephant poop. (Ah, the mystery of inspiration!) Then taxpayers, especially Catholics, howl. Then the "artistic community" complains of censorship. Then the "artist" gets a halo and a lot of publicity. VEEP MEDICAL UPDATE: Vice President Dick ("Healthy as a Horse!") Cheney has left the hospital after his umpteenth non-heart attack. A spokesman assured the nation that Cheney had dropped by the intensive care unit for a "routine checkup" and had decided to take the occasion for a few quick outpatient repairs, including a minor organ transplant. REPRINTED COLUMNS (pages 7-12) * Education Presidents (February 1, 2001) http://www.sobran.com/columns/010201.shtml * Unasked Questions (February 6, 2001) http://www.sobran.com/columns/010206.shtml * Israeli Semantics (February 15, 2001) http://www.sobran.com/columns/010215.shtml * Shall We Watch? (February 20, 2001) http://www.sobran.com/columns/010220.shtml * Personalized Government Service (February 27, 2001) http://www.sobran.com/columns/010227.shtml * One-Eyed Jacks (March 1, 2001) http://www.sobran.com/columns/010301.shtml ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ All articles are written by Joe Sobran You may forward this newsletter if you include the following subscription and copyright information: Subscribe to the Sobran E-Package. 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