SOBRAN'S -- The Real News of the Month December 2006 Volume 13, Number 12 Editor: Joe Sobran Publisher: Fran Griffin (Griffin Communications) Subscription Rates. Print version: $44.95 per year. For special discounted subscription offers and e-mail subscriptions see www.sobran.com, or call the publisher's office. Address: SOBRAN'S, P.O. Box 1383, Vienna, VA 22183-1383 Fax: 703-281-6617 Website: www.sobran.com Publisher's Office: 703-255-2211 or www.griffnews.com Foreign Subscriptions (print version only): Add $1.25 per issue for Canada and Mexico; all other foreign countries, add $1.75 per issue. Credit Card Orders: Call 1-800-513-5053. Allow 4-6 weeks for delivery of your first issue. {{ EMPHASIS IS INDICATED BY THE PRESENCE OF "EQUALS" SIGNS AROUND THE EMPHASIZED WORDS. }} CONTENTS Features -> Hate: An Introduction -> Winter of Discontent Sobran's Forum -> Toleration or War? Cartoons (Baloo) "Reactionary Utopian" Columns Reprinted in This Issue FEATURES Hate: An Introduction (page 1) [Note: The following is Joe Sobran's speech to the 12th Annual SOBRAN'S Charter Subscribers Celebration on December 9 in McLean, Virginia.] While I was planning today's remarks last week, I put aside Plato and Shakespeare long enough to read a book called MY FAVORITE SUMMER 1956, by a distinguished author named Mickey Charles Mantle. In 1956 I was ten years old, and it's still my favorite summer too. I don't think Mickey Mantle had a more ardent fan than I was, a skinny Little Leaguer in Michigan who had the enormous thrill of seeing him hit a home run over the roof of Detroit's old Briggs Stadium. And what a home run it was. Pop, my brother Greg, and I were sitting in the upper deck in dead center field, above the 440-foot mark, and the ball cleared the right field roof to our left, far over our heads, so it must have traveled about 600 feet. And Mantle wasn't taking steroids. It was a wonderful year for both of us. Mickey was only 24 years old himself, not that much older than I was; and he won the Triple Crown, leading both leagues in batting average, runs batted in, and of course home runs, chasing Babe Ruth's season home-run record and propelling the Yankees to a world championship. That was exactly 50 years ago! It was one of the greatest seasons any player ever had, and it reached its climax in an exciting World Series, the Yankees beating the Brooklyn Dodgers in seven games. Several players from each of these mighty teams were later elected to baseball's Hall of Fame. There were giants in the earth in those days. My fifth-grade teacher, Mr. Lawrence, let our class listen to the whole series on the radio. I led the Yankee faction of the class, and my best pal, Terry Larson, led the Dodger faction. The emotional peak came not in the seventh game, but in the fifth. The Dodgers had won the first two games, with Terry razzing me hard. Then the Yankees won the next two, tying the Series up and setting the stage for a historic moment I'll never forget. In Game Five at Yankee Stadium, the notoriously tough Sal (the Barber) Maglie of the Dodgers, of whom it was said, with all the era's ethnic insensitivity, that he "looked like an ad for the Mafia," pitched against Don Larsen (no kin to Terry, by the way) of the Yankees. The game was a terrific pitching duel, scoreless until the fourth inning, when Mantle got the first hit of the game: a home run! That put the Yankees ahead 1 to 0, and no Dodger had even gotten on base. Larsen was pitching a perfect game! And we saw it all in full color on the radio. In the top of the fifth, the Dodgers' huge first baseman, Gil Hodges, hit a screaming line drive to deep center field. The fleet Mantle ran at full speed and barely grabbed it with what he later called the best catch he ever made, his back to the diamond. That was the closest the Dodgers came to getting a man on base all afternoon. I sweated out the rest of the game until Larsen struck out the last batter, Dale Mitchell, to complete the only no-hitter in World Series history. Nobody has come close to pitching one since. Now it was my turn to razz. "How about that, Terry?" I shouted. It was no time for Christian mercy. To my amazement, Terry took a wild swing at me and burst into tears. The class fell silent. Nobody had ever seen Terry cry before. Nobody could have =imagined= Terry crying. It just never happened. The stern masculine code of ten-year-old boys strictly forebade it, and Terry Larson, of all people, was the last one who would do it. Sal the Barber and Duke Snider might blubber, but not Terry. He could have borne a family tragedy stoically enough, but the humiliation of his Dodgers? No way. Mr. Lawrence quickly urged us to calm down, but there was no need. My glee had instantly turned to shock, followed by a surge of guilt and pity. What had I done to my best pal? A few minutes later I apologized, but Terry, always a good sport, made light of his own weakness and said he'd acted like a baby. Our friendship survived, maybe stronger than ever, but after that traumatic moment we never teased each other quite so roughly again. Not until recently, anyway. This October, I sent Terry an e-mail playfully reminding him it was the 50th anniversary of his namesake's perfect game. I hoped the old wounds had healed, but his reply struck me as a bit humorless. Perhaps under our grizzled exteriors beat the hearts of a pair of ruthless ten-year-olds. Be that as it may, Mantle's memoir brought back a flood of dear memories. But it also gave me another shock. He recalled in passing that when the Yankees rode the team bus to Brooklyn, thousands upon thousands of Dodger fans had lined the streets, jeering, cursing, and throwing garbage at them. I'd never known this. It would have violated my ten-year-old's notions of sportsmanship, such as they were (and are). After all, it's only a game, right? That's what I always thought, no matter how passionately I played and rooted. We were taught that good sportsmanship was essential. After our Little League games, we always shook hands with the kids on the other team. I was baffled and disgusted when I read about (for example) soccer fans abroad rioting after games. I was even more shocked when I heard news stories here in Virginia about stabbings, some of them fatal, after high-school football games. Doesn't the very word "sport" preclude such irrational passion? Oddly enough, my thinking about all this was changed a couple of years ago by a book called THE ROSARY, by Kevin Orlin Johnson. Johnson points out something I had never known: that the Church Fathers had condemned all sorts of competitive games and sports as immoral, not only the violent gladiatorial contests of ancient Rome, but even those I'd always assumed to be harmless and innocent and even "character-building." Why? Because all involved competition, rivalry, pride, egotism, humiliation, and other vices, including hatred. Before I read this, I'd been vaguely aware of what is called the seamy side of sports: gambling, corruption, cruelty, violence, lust, and so forth. But I'd always thought of all this as incidental and inessential, unrelated to, well, to my kids in Little League, to the pinochle games my family delighted in, to the brilliance of Capablanca's great chess games, to the heroism of the Olympics, and to the kittenish rivalry of Terry Larson and me. Did all this boil down to hate? Such a view seemed awfully stern, even priggish. Yet I was forced to see sport in a new way, just as I had earlier been forced to reconsider the patriotic view of "glorious war" I'd been raised on, which is still so much a part of modern American culture. Obviously violence and hatred are intrinsic to war. But to sport? All of this did set me thinking about the very nature of hate. Today we talk a great deal about hate. Curiously, we have a huge literature about love, but rather little about hate. Although we condemn it, we seldom really bother to analyze it. I'd like to deal with a basic distinction between two kinds of hatred, which are often confused. In one sense, hate is natural and even innocent. We hate things that cause or threaten pain and other evils. This kind of hate is properly called "aversion"; the philosopher Thomas Hobbes's term for it is "the desire to avert." We may justly feel aversion to people, even types or classes of people, who may do us harm or wrong, as when we avoid enemies or what we think of as "bad" neighborhoods. This hate is defensive, and we may not even consider it hate. In Baghdad today the Sunni Muslim may reasonably hate the Shi'ite Muslim, and vice versa. But obviously aversion can often spill over into another kind of hate, which we may call spite or malice: the positive desire not to avoid the enemy, but to hurt, insult, or destroy him. Neglect of this simple but sometimes elusive distinction has caused a great deal of confusion and bitterness. Obviously different groups of people have different and sometimes conflicting interests. But, for example, whites who sense that "civil rights" may mean the promotion of blacks' interests at the expense of their own rights may be accused of hate -- "racism." Gentiles who sense that Zionism or Israeli interests may injure American or Palestinian interests may likewise be accused of "anti-Semitism." This is strange, because the old question "Is it good for the Jews?" implies the complementary question "Is it good for the rest of us?" And we should be able to ask that one, and to answer it frankly, without being suspected of anything worse than exercising common sense. That isn't all. Today those who oppose the idea of same-sex "marriage" are apt to be charged with hating homosexuals, now known as "homophobia" (a weird word Shakespeare managed to get by without). The rock star Elton John, who has "married" his male lover, has recently delivered himself of the view that religion -- all religion -- ought to be banned, because, of course, it produces hate. What kind of hate? Why, homophobia! This view of "religion," especially Christianity, is a staple of liberalism, particularly in the entertainment industry, as witnessed by such films as INHERIT THE WIND (made in 1961), where Christians are shown as crazy, Darwin-hating bigots; the viewer would never guess that the raving fundamentalist William Jennings Bryan was in most respects one of the leading liberals of his day. Not that gay rights had become a liberal cause yet in 1961, let alone been a passion of Darwin's a century earlier, but ... well, you know. All progressive causes eventually converge. And all forms of bigotry and hate are ultimately "right-wing." Just what does "right-wing" mean? This is always a fuzzy concept in the liberal mind, where anti-government anarchists, limited-government conservatives, and totalitarian fascists -- not to mention monarchists, plutocrats, et cetera, et cetera -- are all somehow "right-wing." Homophobes naturally fit right into this miscellaneous category. The very attempt to delimit marriage rationally seems to be a form of invidious prejudice. Logic itself is hate, I gather. This is truly absurd. Marriage has always been understood as an objective union between a man and a woman, for the practical purpose of establishing the paternity of children. It therefore can't apply to a union of two people of the same sex. It's a simple matter of definition. Samuel Johnson once remarked to James Boswell that adultery is more serious for a woman than for a man because a man's infidelity, though immoral and in fact "equally criminal in the sight of God," nevertheless "imposes no bastards on his wife," and "confusion of progeny constitutes the essence of the crime." Of course Johnson wasn't thinking of homosexuality, but of the nature of marriage in itself. Unlike most people today, he didn't think of marriage as particularly connected to romance. Far from it. Johnson's view of marriage has nothing to do with "hating" anyone. It has everything to do with the nature of the two sexes. Dragging "hate" into it merely muddles the issue. It is sheer sentimentality to suppose that marriage can be something other than it is. What would be the point of it if there were only one sex and no procreation? And here we may consider a seeming paradox of Christianity. On the one hand, our Lord commands us to love our enemies. This is hard enough. But he also tells us that we are unworthy of him unless we hate our parents and children for his sake. Love our enemies and hate our families? It seems contrary to reason. Jesus does not ask us to pretend that our enemies are our friends. He is quite unsentimental about that. He assumes that we have real enmities -- again, objective relations -- that can't be wished away. He warns us to expect to be hated and persecuted. By whom? By "the world." How are we to resolve this? "Be wise as serpents, but harmless as doves." We may practice aversion but not spite. Again and again, we are told, he and his apostles took defensive and evasive action "for fear of the Jews." Fear, not spite. Fear is a form of hate, but it is very different from malice. It's the desire to avoid, not the desire to harm. And the desire to avoid may be entirely compatible with genuine love, or charity, which is not an emotion but an act of will. Our literary heritage has much more to say about love than about hate. But leave it to Shakespeare to write with profound insight into both emotions. One of his deepest insights about hatred -- in the sense of spite, not aversion -- is its self-destructive nature. His most famous example is Iago, who hates Othello and Cassio so extremely that he is finally consumed by his own unfathomable malice. But Shakespeare offers two different, and instructive, studies of hate in HAMLET. Hamlet is commanded by his father's ghost to "revenge his foul and most unnatural murder." And he certainly hates Claudius, who has not only killed his father in the most treacherous way, but has also seduced and married his mother. Yet Hamlet, though he seems to recognize revenge as his duty, can't quite bring himself to do it. For one thing, he says, "the spirit that I have seen may be a devil," who seeks "to damn me." And as a Christian, though he doesn't put it this way, he knows that revenge is a mortal sin, however he may try to justify it. His own soul is at stake. We, too, have mixed feelings about the mission of vengeance. (Claudius himself is tortured by guilt.) But then comes something that criticism of the play has strangely neglected. After Hamlet, in a mad moment, kills Polonius, mistaking him for Claudius, Polonius's son Laertes demands his own revenge on his father's killer. Here are Laertes's words: To hell allegiance, vows to the blackest devil! Conscience and grace to the profoundest pit! I dare damnation. To this point I stand, That both the worlds I give to negligence, Let come what comes, only I'll be reveng'd Most throughly for my father. Later he adds that he would willingly "cut [Hamlet's] throat i' th' church." This may sound like mere rant, but it expresses the kind of hatred of which Hamlet is not really capable. Hamlet doesn't quite "dare damnation," and it's notable that he passes up the chance to kill Claudius at prayer, though the reason he gives has been much debated. To quote our friend Dr. Johnson again, Hamlet's professed reason -- that unless Claudius is damned, his revenge will be imperfect -- "is too horrible to be read or uttered." Hamlet may say he wants Claudius to go to hell, but Laertes says he is willing to go to hell himself. And this is the very nadir of hate -- to hate so bitterly as not to care what it may do to yourself, to your own soul. Hamlet has shrunk from suicide. Laertes's boundless wrath, however, is indeed suicidal. Liberal ideology talks as if hate were usually directed against whole categories of people; but in the real world, as in Shakespeare, it's most often felt toward individual persons. Even in wartime, as Paul Fussell observes, soldiers are more apt to hate their own officers than the nominal enemy. The enemy merely wants to kill you, while your immediate officer is apt to humiliate you. And this is why Iago hates Othello and Cassio; without intending to, they have injured his pride. Iago says of Cassio that he has "a daily beauty in his life / That makes me ugly." And this points to another root of real hatred: envy of the superior. Prince Hamlet is a delicately poised enigma, to himself and us, but Laertes is transparent: he's a reckless avenger. But for that very reason it's Laertes who makes the diabolic nature of revenge absolutely clear. Finally, when he is about to stab the unsuspecting Hamlet with the poisoned foil, he says, "And yet it is almost against my conscience." Then he and Hamlet, both avenged, die in mutual forgiveness. It's a terrible mess, but somehow, in spite of everything, a note of grace has crept in. Human genius can hardly go further. In the end we are left to ask ourselves the perhaps unanswerable question: What would Mickey Mantle make of all this? That aside, we see where real hate, soul-eating malice, can lead us. It's an emotion that we are witnessing all over the world, from divorce courts to fanatical religious wars and suicide bombers. We speak too readily of hate over mere differences of opinion, as if criticism of political claims were a form of persecution. I myself have become a little weary of hearing about lynch mobs, slavery, Hitler, and the Holocaust every time someone tries to bring a sense of proportion to hysterical claims of victimhood. After all, the kind of hate liberals imagine to be pretty much ubiquitous -- they seem to believe that women and minorities =never= have a nice day -- requires not only near-idiocy, but a lot more time and energy than most of us have. There's only a certain amount of mischief you can reasonably blame the Jews for. After six years of Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld, I think we should give the gentiles some credit, too. One final point. Lots of people deplore sex and violence in movies, and I think it's obvious enough why pornography is immoral. As for violence, which after all is only simulated on film, I think we need to be clear that what's wrong with it is very specific: that it's not just violence we enjoy, but usually =vindictive= violence -- violence with some moral pretext. The audience seeks to be entertained by having its vengeful impulses stimulated. The villain makes us hate him, so we feel morally justified in taking pleasure when the hero takes violent revenge on him. We practice hating, so to speak, even if those we hate are purely imaginary characters. And we come out feeling "moral" when we have actually been corrupted. Much more could and should be said on this, but I've probably said enough for now. After all, this is only an introduction to hate. Winter of Discontent (page 2) AN OPEN LETTER TO PRESIDENT BUSH Dear Mr. President: If you receive e-mail messages from Nigeria beginning with the word "Congratulations!" don't answer them. Sincerely, Joseph Sobran * * * This great nation is in the throes of Obama fever, not even dampened by the revelation that Barack's middle name is Hussein. President Barack Hussein Obama? I guess we've gotten over 9/11! * * * Ruth Marcus of the WASHINGTON POST remarks on "the clanging disconnect between the Republican Party's outmoded intolerance and the benign reality of gay families today." Just what does "outmoded intolerance" mean? Unfashionable? Formerly, but no longer, justified? What has fashion to do with right and wrong? And imagine a liberal using the other phrase without the word "gay." "The benign reality of (normal) families"? I ask again: Don't these people listen to themselves? If Miss Marcus is any guide, only homosexuals realize "family values" nowadays. Hillary, take note: It no longer takes a whole village to raise a child; a couple of dykes will do. * * * They never fail: Front-page headlines in the NEW YORK TIMES ("Augusto Pinochet, 91, Dictator Who Ruled by Terror in Chile, Dies") and the WASHINGTON POST ("A Chilean Dictator's Dark Legacy") said it all. We can safely predict some very different headlines when Fidel Castro kicks the bucket. I vividly remember the TIMES's 1976 editorials when China's Mao Zedong and Spain's Francisco Franco died a few weeks apart: Mao was a progressive "leader" who, despite a little rough stuff, had brought his country forward; Franco was a reactionary "strongman" with no such redeeming achievements. When is a dictator not a dictator, but a "leader"? When he's a Commie! * * * Neoconservative heavy hitter Robert Kagan, author of DANGEROUS NATION, deprecates the deprecation of America's "messianic impulse." He argues that this country has always been more imperialist than otherwise, ever spreading -- by arms, if necessary -- "the universal principles of liberalism embedded in the Declaration of Independence." And Kagan thinks this is, on the whole, fine. Never mind what the Declaration's author and his tradition have said; "History is not on their side." * * * Aren't all these arguments about America's global role a bit presumptuous? They presuppose an era of prosperity and surplus that has hitherto supported huge military expenditures abroad, but which may soon come to an end. In his recent book, EMPIRE OF DEBT, Bill Bonner argues powerfully that America's days as a rich country are numbered. If the dollar collapses and we find ourselves eating out of garbage cans, we won't even be able to contemplate such expensive hobbies as spreading democracy. * * * If you'd like a little relief from all the bad news, you may enjoy the great Bob Newhart's memoir of his career in comedy, I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE DOING THIS! I've been a fan of Newhart's relaxed hilarity since my early teens, nearly half a century ago, and this endearing little book has made me only more ardent. * * * Speaking of humor, I suspect that one of the great faults of traditional Scriptural translation, especially the King James Version, has been to make Jesus sound so awfully solemn, almost forbidding. Surely his parables and paradoxes display wit, irony, a sense of fun, even a certain delight in surprising and shocking our expectations. "It's all true, but it's not quite what you bargained for, is it?" he seems to smile. He was an absolutely innocent and virtuous man, yet, after all, the kind of guy rather disreputable people could welcome to their parties. Even his enemies never thought to call him a prig; why, oh why, do so many Christians make him sound like one? SOBRAN'S FORUM Toleration or War? by Doug Bandow The conventional wisdom is that the West should combat terrorism by exhibiting religious toleration towards Islam. If only Christians recognize Islam as a "religion of peace," it will be so. It's a cheerful thought but has constantly run afoul of reality. After all, when the Pope noted the unexceptional historical truth that Mohammed expanded his influence through the sword, Muslims went on a violent rampage around the world. Before that was the endless caterwauling in Islamic countries over publication of cartoons that criticized Mohammed. Assume for the sake of argument that the Pope's comments were unfair and that the cartoons were offensive. But no more unfair and offensive than the treatment of =Christian= images in Western nations. And, even more important, no more unfair and offensive than the treatment of Christians and Christian images in Muslim nations. Indeed, most of the nations hosting vociferous mobs supposedly aggrieved by the latest Western blasphemy do more than just suppress any public display of Christianity; these countries actively persecute or acquiesce in the persecution of Christian believers. In some nations the oppression is overt: try to worship publicly in Saudi Arabia, for instance. Try to share your faith in Iran. In many other nations persecution is private but systemic, allowed if not encouraged by the authorities. In some instances the formal government is irrelevant: try to hold a Christmas service in Iraq. As I travel the globe, I keep looking for evidence that Judaism and Christianity are advancing their faiths through violence. Strangely, I have yet to discover Christian converts filling a truck with dynamite and destroying a mosque. Or congregants at a Jewish temple torching a Muslim madrassah. I'm looking for cases of Mormons hijacking a plane to crash into downtown Islamabad, Hare Krishnas kidnapping and beheading Muslim aid workers, and Bahais taking over a cruise ship and tossing overboard a handicapped, elderly Muslim. I'm still waiting. In fact, the worst religious persecution comes in Islamic nations. In Indonesia I saw churches and a Bible school that had been destroyed by Muslim mobs. In March I met a Christian pastor whose wife lost a leg in a bombing at their church; their home was burned down the following year. A few years ago I walked through Christian neighborhoods in the town of Ambon, burned down by Muslim mobs. In Bangladesh I met a young Christian woman who fled her village after being kidnapped and forced into a marriage by a Muslim family. I talked to Christians threatened with violence after their conversions. In Pakistan I stayed with a Christian family in hiding after the father, a convert to Christianity, fled to America to escape death threats. His wife's relatives hoped to kidnap their children. In that country churches have been bombed and congregants assaulted; Christians are prosecuted for blasphemy if they deny the essential tenets of Islam. In all of these nations economic, legal, political, and social discrimination is rampant. Government services and benefits are denied to Christians. Even when public officials don't incite violence, they rarely attempt to prevent it. Muslim killers or rioters are rarely arrested, let alone punished. Yes, Christianity once relied on the sword. But the problem of Islam and violence is not confined to the past. It is very much part of the present. Islamic protests against the slightest Western criticism of or doubt about the religion of Mohammed ring hollow. Many Muslims appear unable to defend their faith through anything but intimidation, violence, and persecution. Does what we say in the West bother Muslims in the Middle East and elsewhere? They have little cause to complain so long as Islamic states fail to recognize that people created by God in his image should be left free to decide whether and how to follow him. A coerced conversion yields no glory to God, even if his name is Allah. How about a deal? We in the West won't talk about the unpleasant beginnings of Islam or publish nasty cartoons about Mohammed. In return, Muslim nations will stop killing and persecuting Christians and will give Christians the same freedoms that Muslims enjoy in the West. Fair enough? Doug Bandow is vice president of policy at Citizen Outreach and the author of FOREIGN FOLLIES: AMERICA'S NEW GLOBAL EMPIRE (Xulon Press). He is working on a book on international religious persecution. CARTOONS (Baloo) http://www.sobran.com/articles/leads/2006-12- cartoons.shtml REPRINTED COLUMNS ("The Reactionary Utopian") (pages 7-12) * The Jim Webb I Met (November 30, 2006) http://www.sobran.com/columns/2006/061130.shtml * The Atheist's Pulpit (November 23, 2006) http://www.sobran.com/columns/2006/061123.shtml * Apocalypse Soon (November 17, 2006) http://www.sobran.com/columns/2006/061117.shtml * The Republican Future (November 9, 2006) http://www.sobran.com/columns/2006/061109.shtml * Election Projections (November 6, 2006) http://www.sobran.com/columns/2006/061106.shtml * Normal Brains (Novemberr 2, 2006) http://www.sobran.com/columns/2006/061102.shtml ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ All articles are written by Joe Sobran, except where explicitly noted. You are receiving this message because you are a paid subscriber to the Joe Sobran column or a subscriber has forwarded it to you. 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