SOBRAN'S -- The Real News of the Month January 2007 Volume 14, Number 1 Editor: Joe Sobran Publisher: Fran Griffin (Griffin Communications) Subscription Rates. Print version: $44.95 per year. For special discounted subscription offers and e-mail subscriptions see www.sobran.com, or call the publisher's office. Address: SOBRAN'S, P.O. Box 1383, Vienna, VA 22183-1383 Fax: 703-281-6617 Website: www.sobran.com Publisher's Office: 703-255-2211 or www.griffnews.com Foreign Subscriptions (print version only): Add $1.25 per issue for Canada and Mexico; all other foreign countries, add $1.75 per issue. Credit Card Orders: Call 1-800-513-5053. Allow 4-6 weeks for delivery of your first issue. CONTENTS Features -> President Clinton? -> The Abolition of "Man" Sobran's Forum -> The Seige of Belgrade Nuggets (plus electronic Exclusives) Cartoons (Baloo) "Reactionary Utopian" Columns Reprinted in This Issue FEATURES President Clinton? (page 1) The U.S. Constitution dooms us to have a presidential election in 2008, whether we need one or not, and the media are trying to create excitement about the grim prospect. NEWSWEEK has run a breathless cover story pitting Hillary Clinton against Barack Obama with the big question, "Is America Ready?" A historic choice indeed! Will it be the First Woman President or the First Black President? Be still, my heart! The other day I awoke with a groan to find Hillary being interviewed about her plans. She was trying to be coy, but nobody was fooled. A new edition of her classic, IT TAKES A VILLAGE, has just been published, and she was droning on about "child poverty" being "up," as if this were an issue convulsing the electorate. Still barely half-awake, I was seized with a conviction: "No way is this tiresome old woman going to win." In the endless presidential horserace this former republic has become, Barack Obama is the frisky young colt, and Hillary is the old nag. We've already had to put up with her far too long. We've heard everything she has to say, and we don't need four (let alone eight) more years of it. Nearly half the voters say they will never vote for her, and the Democrats doubt that she's electable. Besides which, many Dems are disgusted with her for failing to oppose the Iraq war. She'll never be exciting again. She belongs in a rest home. All this may sound as if Obama is a shoo-in to take the nomination from her, but Dick Morris, who hates her, isn't so sure. He thinks her lead is still too big for any Dem challenger to overcome. Paradoxically, he argues, Obama is actually helping her. He's creating so much excitement that he is making it hard for the party's other hopefuls to get any attention or traction. Yet he himself is young and unproven. Not to mention black and liberal. Amid the general cooing over this amazing phenomenon, Peggy Noonan, writing in the WALL STREET JOURNAL, has gently pricked the bubble with her usual presence of mind. When you blow away the froth, she points out, all you find is a routine left-Democrat without the usual abrasiveness. Over time, this will sink in with the voters. At least I hope so. Starting with 1968, it seemed to be an iron law that the Republicans won the presidency whenever the Democratic nominee seemed clearly the more left-wing of the two; the Democrats won only when they managed to blur the difference, as Carter and Clinton did. We will see whether that still holds true in 2008. If Morris is right, Hillary gets the party's nod by default and then loses the election to whichever of the GOP's sorry lot opposes her: McCain, Romney, Giuliani, or some other political cadaver. Obama seems to me the Democrats' answer to Giuliani. Whether he will similarly flare out is the question. The Abolition of "Man" (page 2) Once again TIME magazine has made me its Person of the Year. Well, not just me personally, but a category to which I belong: "You." ("Yes, you. You control the Information Age," the caption explains.) I believe the first time this happened was in 1967, when the entire baby-boom generation was named Person of the Year. Only it was "Man" of the Year in those days. I was 21 then. A few years later, feminist propriety dictated that the virile "Man" be changed to the androgynous "Person." But so what? The honor is so great that I don't mind sharing it with tens of millions of others. You can fairly hear the ghost of Henry Luce wailing. The magazine's founder always made it clear that the title "Man of the Year" was actually not an honorific; it meant the year's biggest individual newsmaker, whether it was a Roosevelt, a Stalin, or a Hitler -- and now and then it was a woman. TIME hit bottom in 2001, when it picked Rudy Giuliani, New York's popular demagogic mayor, as its POY. This was clearly a feel-good choice, because the biggest newsmaker of 2001 was clearly Osama bin Laden. It wasn't even close. All the media had been obsessed with him since September 11. Until then, Giuliani had been a washed-up politician with a sordid marital record, and escaped a sound drubbing by Hiilary Clinton only because prostate cancer forced him to pull out of the Senate race. Today, for no good reason, he is being touted as a Republican presidential hopeful for 2008, despite his liberal stands on abortion, gun control, sodomy, and so forth. Even his fervent support for the Iraq war is no longer a clear political plus. Sic transit gloria mundi. And by 2008, who will remember that I was Person of the Year in 2006? SOBRAN'S FORUM The Siege of Belgrade by Thomas Fleming (pages 3-4, 12) (The following is excerpted from a speech at the 12th annual SOBRAN'S Charter Subscribers' celebration, December 9, 2006.) The desire for truth in America today is rarer than the spotted owl and more necessary even than the rite of exorcism in Washington. Nowhere is contempt for truth more obvious than in discussions of foreign policy. The Bush administration began lying to us even before it took office. Even after the much-needed Republican electoral defeat and the long-desired dismissal of Don Rumsfeld, the lies continue to fly thick and fast. To reassure us that we are not involved in a religious war, neoconservatives sometimes speak of a "clash of civilizations." This blatantly anti-Christian expression, which divides us from our Orthodox brothers, pits the secularism and hedonism of the West against an imaginary East dominated by bigotry (by which they mean religion) and ignorance (by which they mean tradition). By the terms of debate set up by Samuel Huntington and Bernard Lewis, decent Christians would all be rooting for the Muslim side. The struggle cannot be about religion, because, as our president has told us over and over, Islam is a religion of peace. Like most things said by a politician, this statement is not only false; it is diametrically opposite to the truth. Islam is preeminently a religion of war, and it is war that has always defined Islam's relationship with the Christian world. Of course there are many Muslims who like the West, but the true believers regard them as turncoats. We do not wish to acknowledge the religious basis of the conflict, primarily because, from the beginning of the Renaissance and Reformation, Western man has been learning to think of himself as anything but Christian. Pick up any history book, watch any news program on TV, and you will hear about European aggression against the Middle East and of the crimes committed by Crusaders. Of the insane Islamic terrorism that preceded and provoked the Crusades, there is not a word. We say we are fighting a war against terrorism. We are not. The fact of the matter is that Islamic terrorists have always been supported by the United States. In Afghanistan, we armed and trained Osama bin Laden's boys and provided them with militant Islamic preachers who taught them it was always right to kill non-Muslims. When bin Laden went to Bosnia, where he was given citizenship, we continued to support and fund terrorism against Christians. When the gang members went down to Kosovo to exterminate the Christian remnant there and dynamite 500-year-old churches, we went to war on their behalf and bombed a European city, a thing that even the Soviets had not dared to do. Belgrade has been built up, destroyed, and rebuilt 40 times. The two most recent bombings both involved the U.S. Air Force: First, on April 17 -- coincidentally Orthodox Easter 1944 -- by English and American planes, and second for several days in April 1999 that -- coincidentally again -- included Good Friday and Easter. The purpose of the bombing was to support the Albanian Muslims in the jihad against Christians in Kosovo, the heartland of Christianity in the Balkans. Belgrade, of all the cities of the world, is among those that are most symbolic of Christendom's struggle with Islam. I go to Belgrade at least once a year. A few years ago I was having drinks in a terrace cafe on the slope of Kalamegdan, the ancient fortress that overlooks the confluence of the Danube and Sava Rivers. It was spring, and as the sun was setting we began to shiver in the shadows. Answering some historical questions put by American friends, I began telling the story of the siege of Belgrade in 1456. We were not too far from the very spot where the Turks almost rolled over the defenders, whom they would have slaughtered to the last man. The Hungarian and Serbian defenders had few allies, but young Prince Vlad of Wallachia was guarding the passes into Romania to prevent an end run. I have always imagined that Vlad Tepesh had visited Belgrade right before the siege, and just as I was mentioning his family history and why he was called "Dracula," the moon rose above the trees and we heard an unearthly cry from over the slope. First one voice, then another, then what must have been a chorus of a dozen wolves greeted the Queen of the Night. Several of the Americans said in unison, "Children of the Night. What music they make." I had forgotten that the Belgrade Zoo was just over the crest of the hill on a plateau beneath us. The siege of Belgrade, which took place 550 years ago in 1456, is one of the most significant battles that has taken place in Christendom's 1300-year fight for survival against a religion that was its enemy from the beginning. In the 15th century, only the pope and a few brave peoples in Eastern Europe were willing to stand up to the Turks. The rest had already begun the West's long retreat. The 100 years between 1450 and 1550 were an almost unmitigated disaster for the West. During those 100 years, Constantinople was lost forever, the Serbian state annihilated, and Hungary -- the bulwark of the West -- disastrously defeated at Mohacs in 1526. The Ottoman attack on Europe had been stalled in 1402, when Tamurlane defeated the Turkish army and captured Sultan Bayezid. Two energetic sultans, Mehmed I and Murad II, reforged and expanded the Ottoman Empire. When in 1451 Mehmed II ascended the throne, he was determined to finish off the Byzantine Empire and conquer as much of Europe as he could. After writing "finis" to the Eastern Empire, which he did in 1453, Mehmed turned to the West. His plan required him to absorb what was left of autonomous Serbia, eliminate Hungary as a threat, and seize control of Albania and the Dalmatian Coast from which he apparently intended to launch an invasion of Italy. To conquer Hungary, though, Mehmed would have to subjugate what was left of Serbia and take control of the Danube, which was guarded by the Hungarian-held fortress of Belgrade, a city that both he and his father regarded as central to their strategy. By the summer of 1455 Mehmed had fixed the doom of Belgrade and vowed that he would storm the citadel, conquer Hungary in two months, and eat his dinner in Buda. The Hungarians, although they were supported by some Wallachian, Serbian, and Christian Albanian allies, faced the coming onslaught with little support from the West. No one heeded Pope Nicholas V's call for a Crusade to save Constantinople in 1453. Though his successor, Callistus III, took an oath that "by war, maledictions, interdicts, and all other means in my power I will pursue the Turks, the most cruel enemies of the Christian name," the best he could do was to grant a plenary indulgence to any soldier who took the cross against the infidel. That would prove to be enough. For several hundred terrifying years, the frontier between Islam and Christendom ran through the Balkans. Greeks, Bulgars, and Serbs were the first victims. The Serbian Empire, which also included much of Greece, Albania, and Bulgaria, was dissolved, and only a rump state was presided over by Despot Djurad Brankovic. In Wallachia (western Romania) Prince Vlad led the resistance. The Holy Roman Emperor had enrolled Vlad's father in the order of the dragon (Drakul); hence the young prince went by the honorable name "Dracula." Vlad knew what his people were up against. He and his brother had been hostages at the Turkish court, his brother had been raped by the future sultan Mehmed II, and the Wallachian princes had more than once betrayed the people to the Turks. As his nickname, "the Impaler," suggests, Prince Vlad was not especially nice in his methods, but there is an old saying in the Balkans: "He who would not be a slave of the Turk must become a savage." During the 15th century the powerful Hungarian state was bogged down in civil wars, but the Madyars found a true statesman in Janos Hunyadi, who, like Vlad, was a Wallachian. Hunyadi, who had spent his adult life crusading against the Turks, enjoyed little support from the Hungarian nobility. One of his few reliable allies was Prince Vlad, who agreed to guard the passes into Romania, where a turncoat prince had made a deal with Mehmed. Hunyadi also expected support from the Serbs, who remained a powerful military force in the northern Balkans. The Serbian despot Djuradj Brankovic had fought campaign after campaign -- with the Hungarians against the Turks and with the Turks against Hungarians -- to keep his despotate alive. Brankovic, although he had been driven from his country by Sultan Murad II (his own son-in-law!), was also one of the most powerful dynasts in Hungary. Backed by a large part of the Hungarian nobility, Brankovic had tried to persuade the widowed queen to marry his son Lazar, but her reply foreshadowed the coming centuries of religious strife between Catholic Hungarians and Orthodox Serbs: "Better to marry a Hungarian peasant than a schismatic prince." On the eve of Mehmed's invasion, the despot had given up all hope of help, but when he attended a special meeting to consider the emergency in June 1455, John of Capistrano informed Brankovic that he would receive help only if he became Catholic (as Prince Vlad of Wallachia was to do). The 80-year-old despot was disgusted: "I have lived a long life and acquired a reputation for wisdom. People would think me a fool if I renounced the religion of my ancestors that I have practiced for 80 years." In despair, Brankovic once again acknowledged the sultan as his sovereign. Belgrade's tiny Hungarian garrison waited anxiously to see who would arrive first, the Turks or the Hungarians. Although the citadel was off-limits to Serbs, they were the dominant population of the town. On June 13 Mehmed ended the suspense, arriving before Belgrade with the vast army he had assembled -- the lowest Western estimate was 150,000. Before the sultan could seal off the fortress, St. John had brought in five boatloads of his Crusaders, mostly Hungarians and Serbs, although Germans and even Greeks joined them. Because his Turks were still primitive in military technology, the sultan relied heavily on foreigners. Germans, Hungarians, Bosnians, and Dalmatians manned his principal cannons, all of which had been constructed by Western Christian craftsmen: North Italians, Germans, and Hungarians. Janosh Hunyadi arrived with 40 ships filled with Serbian archers, who broke the blockade on the Danube, and the ragtag Hungarian army made its way into the citadel. In the succeeding days, the defenders were hard-pressed, although the Turks must have been surprised and somewhat discouraged by the resistance. On March 21, the Ottoman army tried to take the fortress by storm. One brave Turk was in the midst of planting the sultan's banner on Kalamegdan, when a Christian Slav named Titus Dugovich tackled him and the two rolled down the slope toward the river. Hunyadi's son, Mathias Corvinus, king of Hungary, later ennobled the bold Titus. Maintaining discipline over the Crusaders must have been difficult; on the next day, four or five of Capistrano's peasants left their bunkers, contrary to orders, and began insulting the enemy, who ignored them until their numbers increased. Hunyadi, in the hope of restoring order, asked St. John to bring back his men; he did his best but to no avail. Finally, the 70-year-old priest was infected by their enthusiasm. He raised the cross he was carrying and cried out, "What God has started, we shall finish." The Turks, who were not used to this sort of zeal, panicked, then ran. Hunyadi, seeing what happened, sent his soldiers into the fray and, along with the pilgrims, they slaughtered thousands of Turks and seriously wounded the sultan himself. On the long retreat to Adrianople, the Serbs killed thousands more. After the repulse, the defenders discovered two Venetian ships, out of a contingent of six, that had been outfitted and manned by the Venetian Republic and sent to aid the Turkish invaders. This was only the latest instance of Venetian treachery. Greed certainly was one motive for the indifference displayed by the Western Powers toward the Turkish invasion of Europe. The vanity and rivalries of European princes were another. While Serbia, Constantinople, and Hungary were under attack, England and France were fighting the Hundred Years' War; even after expelling the English, French kings were occupied with expanding their power, and their successors would do their best to frustrate any Crusade to recover the Balkans. In the 16th century Francis I joined with Sultan Suleyman against Holy Roman Emperor Charles V in the infamous alliance of the Crescent and the Lily. France agreed to attack Austria -- thus aiding and abetting Suleyman's campaign to conquer Vienna -- and received northern Italy in payment. Southern Italy, as former possessions of the Eastern Roman Empire, would be handed over to the tender mercies of the Turks. This French-Ottoman alliance also prevented the Hapsburgs from recovering the Balkans in 1683, after the Polish king Jan Sobieski drove the Turks from the gates of Vienna. Louis XIV invaded Germany at the very time his nephew Prince Eugene was reconquering the Balkans with the support of the oppressed Ottoman subjects. Underlying these pragmatic motives lies another. The Renaissance had begun, and educated Europeans were turning with revulsion from the "Dark Ages" and embracing neopagan atheism that viewed the Ottoman Empire as the lesser of two evils. The real enemy was a Church that preached a constrictive morality taught by that greatest of scandals, the God-who-became-Man. At the time of the siege of Belgrade, Cosimo de' Medici was setting up the Florentine Academy, whose agenda was the reestablishment of paganism. Cosimo and his young friend Marsilio Ficino had been inspired by the Greek pagan George Gemistus Pletho, when he attended the Council of Florence in 1439. Some of these enlightened intellectuals dreamed of rebuilding imperial Rome to be ruled by anyone but the pope or a Christian emperor. There were even Italian intellectuals who wrote to Mehmed, advising him that, as the conqueror of Constantinople, he was the heir of the Caesars with the right to reclaim the Western Empire. From Florence the contagion spread to France (under Medici queens) and to Elizabethan England. It was inevitable that a Europe that had repudiated its spiritual foundations could not defend itself against the Muslims, just as Europe today, whose Constitution mentions all the religions in Europe but one, Christianity, cannot resist the Islamic advance. It may be only a matter of time before Turkey, which continues to persecute Orthodox Christians, is welcomed back into Europe. Thomas Fleming, Ph.D., is president of the Rockford Institute, editor of CHRONICLES: A MAGAZINE OF AMERICAN CULTURE, and author of THE MORALITY OF EVERYDAY LIFE and MONTENEGRO: THE DIVIDED LAND. He is a frequent lecturer at universities in the United States and Europe. NUGGETS IN BARELY A GENERATION, birth control (assisted by abortion) has nearly achieved something approaching what nuclear weapons never achieved: the destruction of the West. Hundrends of millions of whites who should have existed, don't. (page 9) -- REGIME CHANGE BEGINS AT HOME by Joe Sobran; $5 postpaid or free with a new subscriptions to SOBRAN'S CARTOONS (Baloo) http://www.sobran.com/issue_cartoons/2007-01/2007-01- cartoons.shtml REPRINTED COLUMNS ("The Reactionary Utopian") (pages 5-11) * Last Laugh (December 21, 2006) http://www.sobran.com/columns/2006/061221.shtml * Logic, Anyone? (December 18, 2006) http://www.sobran.com/columns/2006/061218.shtml * The Magician (December 14, 2006) http://www.sobran.com/columns/2006/061214.shtml * Yes, It's a Cheney -- or Something (December 11, 2006) http://www.sobran.com/columns/2006/061211.shtml * How Lincoln Gave Us Kwanzaa (December 7, 2006) http://www.sobran.com/columns/2006/061207.shtml * In Praise of Bush (December 4, 2006) http://www.sobran.com/columns/2006/061204.shtml * Science, Religion, and Hate (November 13, 2006) http://www.sobran.com/columns/2006/061113.shtml ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ All articles are written by Joe Sobran, except where explicitly noted. You are receiving this message because you are a paid subscriber to the Joe Sobran column or a subscriber has forwarded it to you. If you are not yet a subscriber, please see http://www.sobran.com/e-mail.shtml for details or call 800-513-5053. Copyright (c) 2007 by the The Vere Company, www.sobran.com. All rights reserved. [ENDS]