Trouble
at both ends: last month foot surgery, this
month a minor stroke. No plans yet for next months medical crisis, but at
this rate Im sure Ill come up with something.

Honest, friends, Im
not trying to make medical history, not even family medical history. I hadnt
even stopped to reflect on how many members of my own family had
suffered strokes before I had my own. Both parents and both my mothers
parents had had them. That should have told me something!

My own stroke was
barely noticeable. My younger son Mike, though, saw that something was
wrong with me and called the doctor, who after a quick examination sent me
back to the hospital. There tests on the old noggin confirmed the suspicion.

Mike had been tipped
off by the news of another stroke in the family. Two weeks earlier, his big
brother Kent in Ohio had had one too, leaving him partly crippled at age 38
(though hes recovering well). Needless to say, its much easier to bear your
own afflictions than your childs. My firstborn, so handsome and healthy all
his life, suddenly unable to walk without a cane! My nightmare. Even now I can
hardly believe it.

Mike and the two
girls, Vanessa and Chris, agreed not to tell me about it while I was still
recuperating from the foot surgery. Kent wound up telling me himself when
he phoned me in the hospital to wish me well after my own stroke. Even then
he made light of his condition and told me practically ordered me (he
has always been a strict son) not to worry about him.

I seem to be bouncing
back all right; my speech is no longer slurred, and more often than not my
fingers hit the right keys when I type. My army of therapists finds my
improvement encouraging, and friends are rallying round, God bless them.
And I thank you all for any prayers you can spare.
Olivier and the Old Testament
One of the problems of convalescence, of
course, is occupying the mind while the body is confined and idle. Happily, Ive
rediscovered an old recording of Laurence Olivier reading from the Old
Testament.

The great actor was
the son of an Anglican clergyman, and did he know how to read Scripture! If
you think he was pretty good with Shakespeare, wait until you hear what he
could do with the King James Bible.

I never knew how
thrillingly beautiful the Psalms could be until I heard Oliviers majestic
delivery. Though he was most noted for his physical magnetism in the
theater, not for his voice, he brought amazing vocal power to his dramatic
readings of the biblical narratives as well.

I dont know whether
the set (on six Epic/Legacy compact discs) is still available, but if it is, I urge
you to grab it.
The End of the
Story
One of Washingtons great mysteries has
finally been solved. Mark Felt, 91 (and ailing after a stroke!), has been
revealed as the murky source Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein nicknamed
Deep Throat in their book
All the Presidents Men, recounting
their sensational reporting of the Watergate scandal for
The Washington
Post that led to Richard Nixons resignation in 1974. At the time Felt was
the Number Two man at the FBI and, some say, chafing after having been
passed over for promotion.

The revelation came
not from the
Post, but from a magazine,
Vanity Fair. Felt himself had
decided to step forth at last. Ironically, he had been the recipient of a
presidential pardon from Ronald Reagan, long after Watergate, for one of his
own legal transgressions.

People under the age
of 50 may hardly remember all the Watergate uproar or understand what it
was all about. To me it always seemed overblown anyway; Nixons conduct, if
not admirable, was no more scandalous than that of Lyndon Johnson, John
Kennedy, and Franklin Roosevelt. But he was the target, or victim, of a
powerful new mythology.

People in high places
were corrupt! They lied to us, then tried to cover up their crimes! But
fortunately we had the press, heroically ferreting out the truth, and
vindicating the peoples right to know, through investigative reporting!

A new mystique of
journalism was born, with Woodward and Bernstein
Woodstein as its chief symbols. Their book was filmed
with two of Hollywoods hottest young stars, Robert Redford and Dustin
Hoffman, underlining the glamour of it all. Hal Holbrook played the unknown
informant who now turns out to have been Mark Felt.

In those days,
speculating about his identity was Washingtons great guessing game.
Everybody took a stab, but few got it right. Woodward, Bernstein, and the
Post werent talking, or even hinting. Confidentiality of
sources was sacred, and theyve honored it scrupulously ever since,
for more than 30 years!

Woodward went to
the top at the
Post, where he is now an editor (as well as the author of
many best-selling books), while Bernsteins career has more or less dribbled
off.

Meanwhile, Nixon and
most of the other principals have died. Only Chuck Colson, G. Gordon Liddy,
and a handful of others are still visibly around, having made new careers.
H.R. Haldeman and John Ehrlichman (the Berlin Wall), John and
Martha Mitchell, Archibald Cox, John Dean, Howard Hunt, Leon Jaworski, John
Sirica, Rosemary Woods, Jeb Stuart Magruder, and other leading figures in
the great story are gone and/or forgotten.

Even the cliches and
catchwords of the era have faded twisting slowly in the
wind, modified limited hangout, third-rate
burglary, a cancer growing on the presidency,
Saturday night massacre, not to mention the silly habit of
tagging every scandal with the suffix -gate.

The press, though
still powerful, has lost much of its prestige, having had too many scandals of
its own to remain synonymous, in the public mind, with integrity.

And yet as remote,
quaint, and even baffling as it now may seem, the Watergate era was, and
still is, a formative moment for this generation, for better and worse.
Insofar as it contributed to skepticism about politicians, it was all to the
good; but it also gave the press a frightfully swollen head.

In the end, it hardly
matters whether Felts motives were noble or vengeful; either way, he helped
terminate presidential immunity to critical scrutiny.
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