Everyone
talks about the weather, in Mark Twains famous observation,
but nobody does anything about it. No, but today we all demand to know why
the federal government hasnt done anything about it. Is that
progress?

President Bush, who
is rewarded for his vices and punished for his virtues, is being severely
blamed for having been unprepared for the calamity of New Orleans.

He might have
pointed out that, among other considerations, the executive branch of the
federal government is assigned no constitutional responsibility for the
weather in that city, any more than for whether the rituals of voodoo are
practiced there. Instead, he has accepted responsibility and is asking
Congress for an initial outlay of $40 billion, every dime of it unconstitutional,
to cope with the mother of all messes.

The phantasmagoria
of American politics! One month ago nobody was talking about what everyone
is talking about today. The Democrats werent warning that it would
be Bushs fault if a summer storm should assault a major city on the
Gulf Coast; but today, to hear Nancy Pelosi tell it, youd think
theyd been nagging him incessantly about the prospect, only to have
him put his fingers in his ears and stick out his tongue.

Both parties leave
much to be desired, but the Democrats are psychotic.

The mayor of New
Orleans or maybe we should say the demented titular mayor of
whats left of New Orleans says, between profanities, that
Bush doesnt care about black people. Of course the Democrats have
been saying that every day for several years now, so why does he say it as if
it were a shocking discovery? It just goes to show you should save your
slanders for when you really need them.

But this is modern
democracy, isnt it? Some of its marks are the constant yet fluxive
sense of crisis, the serial obsessions, the insane partisan recriminations, and
of course the bottomless generosity with public money. Gone are the days of
such collected politicians as Grover Cleveland and Calvin Coolidge, who still
had a firm sense of what government could and should do.

Revolting as
Bushs enemies are, Id have more sympathy for him if he
didnt appear to think it has become unconstitutional for the
president to use the veto.
Conservatism: The False
Triumph
We incessantly read and hear that
America has moved to the right in recent years. This
impression seems to be even stronger in Europe than it is here.

Im sorry to
find this cliché endorsed by Kenneth Minogue, one of my favorite
British political commentators. (Well, sort of British: He moved to England
from his native New Zealand long ago.)

Writing in
The
Claremont Review, Minogue reviews a new book by two British
pundits,
The Right Nation: Conservative Power in America,
which, as its title indicates, embraces the cliché as history. Of course
it all depends on how you define conservatism.

Certainly something
has happened in American politics lately, but the notion that its a
conservative revolution is due to an optical or rhetorical
illusion. Yes, liberalism has been discredited, and most American voters
dont want any more of it. Politicians openly claim to be conservatives
now; Bush calls himself a compassionate conservative. But
that very qualification is a clue to whats really happened. Some of his
admirers also call him a big-government conservative. And
these are people who consider themselves conservatives.

Yes, the Republican
Party makes popular conservative gestures, but it has done nothing to
repeal the gains of the so-called Great Society, let alone the New
Deal.

Bush
has added vast new Medicare entitlements and increased federal spending on
a scale worthy of Lyndon Baines Johnson himself (who was a far bigger
spender than Franklin D. Roosevelt, by the way). In fact the Republicans now
claim to be defending Social Security and Medicare from the Democrats!

Republicans who
arent politicians, like Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter, even have fun
making extravagant conservative (or at least anti-liberal) thrusts, like the
slogan Have you shot a liberal today? a parody of the
old liberal slogan, Have you hugged your kid today? But this,
after all, is humor, not serious action by people who have to face elections.

As the Democrats
have moved left of liberalism, the Republicans have occupied the space
theyve abandoned, pretending that the old liberalism is conservatism.
Well, it isnt. The Republicans are doing most of the things that were
once called liberal. They spend recklessly, ignore constitutional limitations,
increase government power, create new federal programs, you name it
only they now call these liberal sins conservative virtues.

This allows incautious
observers to think America is moving to the right even as it
continues moving to the left. Any liberal who stops getting even
more liberal is said to have moved to the right, when in fact he
hasnt moved at all.
From Burke to Kirk

It all began with the
neoconservatives, but now its also true of people who
used to be, so to speak, unhyphenated conservatives. Nearly forgotten today
are major conservative thinkers of earlier times: Russell Kirk, Willmoore
Kendall, Michael Oakeshott, Frank Meyer, John Calhoun, and Edmund Burke.

I spoke to Kirk,
author of the classic
The Conservative Mind, late in his life,
and having devoted his career to keeping Burkes flame alive, he
viewed what was happening to American conservatism with dismay and
disgust. Conservatism had become a mere label for a mass movement, its
principles forgotten, its content diluted, its purposes baffled.

This was not the
triumph of the conservatism Kirk treasured, but its vulgarization. The
neocons were only part of the problem. They werent the only
pseudo-conservatives around; others calling themselves so had nearly all succumbed
to the basic error of what Oakeshott deplored as rationalism in
politics the very opposite of conservatism.

Maybe the real thing,
Burkean conservatism, was always too delicate to survive in the
rough-and-tumble of American politics, but nothing is gained by pretending it has much
in common with Bushs liberal Republicanism.
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