Back
when George Herbert Walker Bush was president,
his political clumsiness led me to remark on his propensity for errors
beyond the merely ordinary mistakes we all make. I said he made
heat-seeking blunders.

Little did I dream that
his son who was then a cloud no bigger than a mans hand
would one day surpass him. President George W. Bush is the master
of the real doozy, the truly incredible gaffe, the goof that keeps on goofing,
exploding like fireworks into thousands of little mini-goofs. The Iraq war
comes to mind, and the Medicare prescription drug plan, both of which will
plague generations to come.

Yet the younger Bush
is not one to admit a mistake, however egregious. This is a man who
doesnt know the meaning of the word Oops! Not only
does he appear out of touch with reality; at times I wonder if he even has a
firm grip on fantasy.

The latest spinoff of
the Iraq war is a plan to let Arab companies control American seaports when
the United States is facing fanatical hatred in the Arab world. Personally, I
wouldnt worry about it, but I understand why it sounds like a dubious
idea to many Americans and to Republicans facing elections this year.

I also understand why
the Democrats are making the most of the furor. So Bush is now being bitten
by the very war hysteria he himself has whipped up.

Nevertheless,
President Bush is a stubborn man, and he isnt backing down. After
five years of vetoing absolutely nothing, he is threatening to veto any act of
Congress quashing the deal.

Two new books by
conservatives bring the Bush problem into focus, if only by their
diametrically opposed views of him. One is adoring; the other, damning.

The adoring one is
Rebel-in-Chief, by Fred Barnes, neoconservative executive
editor of
The Weekly Standard, who basically takes the view,
no longer widely shared, that Bush can do no wrong. The
visionary president has succeeded in redefining the
right with his philosophy of strong-government
conservatism.

Bushs great
achievements, according to Barnes, include these: He has thwarted
terrorism, changed parts of the world forever, dominated Congress,
curtailed federalism, won fundamental reforms, and treated critics as a
nuisance all of it made possible by a strong national
government.

A less enchanted
view is offered by Bruce Bartlett in
Impostor: Why George W. Bush
Bankrupted America and Betrayed the Reagan Legacy. By conservative
standards of limited government, Bartlett argues, Bush falls short not only
of Reagan, but even of Bill Clinton.

Naturally, the book
has cost Bartlett his job. He has been fired by the National Center for Policy
Analysis, a conservative think tank whose big donors resent his description
of Bush as a pretend conservative. As Shakespeares
Enobarbus says, That truth should be silent I had almost
forgot.
Do It to Julia!
Winston Smith, the
timid hero of George Orwells great dystopian novel
Nineteen
Eighty-Four, has a particular dread of rats. At the climax of the
story, his fiendish tormentors, knowing this, bind him and set rats to gnaw
his face. It works even better than expected.

Winstons
character what little there is of it completely breaks down,
and he screams, Do it to Julia! He is willing to betray his
girlfriend to save himself. The book ends with the sentence: He loved
Big Brother.

This
love is all that is left of
Winston.

His
cowardice has finally made him treacherous.

I thought of Winston
and the rats when I heard that Austria had convicted the historian David
Irving of Holocaust denial. In the end, Irving pleaded guilty and
received a three-year sentence instead of the maximum ten. This was
Austrias way of doing it to Julia. Liberals show their
compassion by spending other peoples money;
conservatives show their courage by sending other people to
war; and now the Austrians have shown their remorse for Hitler by violating
other peoples freedom of speech.

Walter Duranty and
his newspaper,
The New York Times, reported that there was
no famine in Ukraine, but that was while that famine was still going on
which made them, in a real sense, active accomplices in
Stalins crimes; but Hitler and his henchmen are long gone, so even a
defense of whatever they did, at this point, cant assist them.

Of course a
conscious lie is always immoral, even if the crime is long past; but should it
be punishable by imprisonment?

In any case, that is
not what Irving did. I know him pretty well, have read several of his books,
and have never heard or read any words of his that deny the
Holocaust. Those who know him only by reputation would be surprised
to learn that his many works about World War II deal with the subject only
marginally, not obsessively. He is much more critical of Churchill than
favorable to Hitler, and I gather he simply thinks Britain should have avoided
a disastrous war with Germany.

If Irving has ever
denied the Holocaust, I think his enemies owe it to us to
produce evidence from his voluminous writings. All they have is a guilty plea
he has just made under duress, when threatened with ten years in prison at
the age of 67! What kind of proof is that?

And exactly what is
he supposed to have done? He was convicted for a speech he gave in Austria
17 years earlier, in the previous century. No violence or other palpable harm
resulted from it. Even the prosecution didnt accuse him of urging his
auditors to commit crimes, or to do anything to anyone. Any
crime on his part was purely abstract, hard to specify.

On his first day in
prison, as he told a friend of his and mine, the murderers and rapists
amongst whom he was confined were amazed to hear that hed been
convicted for expressing an opinion back in 1989.

As Irving pointed out
in court, he has never denied that the Nazis killed millions of people. But
Austria, long stigmatized for supporting Hitler, has now convicted an
Englishman on the bizarre charge of supporting Hitler posthumously! How
virtuous. Do it to Julia!

Orwell would love this.
The Austrians have gotten the Hitler monkey off their back by putting it on
Irvings.

The tireless
ideologues of Holocaust-guilt, let us remember, have also convicted the
saintly Pius XII, Hitlers Pope, of implicitly condoning
race-murder. Any number can play this game.

Eventually, if you
accuse enough people, you wind up effectively exculpating the truly guilty.
Sometimes the buck can be passed a little too far.

Something to bear in
mind in the age of the War on Terror, Homeland Security, and all that.

I
wouldnt mind a cowboy president if he were like, say, Gary Cooper in
High Noon. But why did we have to get Yosemite Sam?
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