Meddling in Iraq(Reprinted from the issue of February 22, 2007)
Republicans, including the Bush administration, are now accusing Iran of meddling in Iraq. When I first heard this expression I laughed. Was it meant as a joke? How could it be serious?
Consider: The United States has invaded two countries on the other side of the globe, Iraq and Afghanistan, overthrowing their governments. This isnt meddling? But when the very large country between them, threatened with the same treatment, reacts, very naturally and predictably, by fighting the invaders, we should be surprised and feel menaced?
What on earth did we expect?
Almost unbelievably, it appears that the administration, far from being chastened by the compound disasters of Iraq, is planning to launch an attack on Iran. If this werent being intelligently argued with ample evidence by excellent reporters in such reputable magazines as Newsweek and Vanity Fair, who cite authoritative sources and diehard neoconservative advocates of such an attack, I would dismiss the whole idea as too insane to credit.
Its terrifying. How could it happen? War on Iran and chaos in the Middle East have been the neocons ultimate goals for a long time, and the Bush team still seems to be listening to them or simply obeying them.
This is a real conspiracy against American interests that no longer really bothers concealing itself and is publicly led by the president of the United States.
Obama and Honest Abe
Barack Obama has finally (finally by the weird standards of todays interminable presidential races, anyway) formally announced his candidacy for the monarchy we call the American presidency.
With none-too-subtle symbolism, he did so in Springfield, Illinois, just before Abraham Lincolns birthday. Springfield is of course the state capital where Lincoln also launched his presidential campaign. This young man needs a history lesson.
Before we get carried away by the parallels with the Great Emancipator, we should recall that Lincoln emphatically opposed social and political equality for the Negro. He professed disgust for racial intermarriage, and he endorsed Illinoiss Black Code, which banned Negroes from voting, serving on juries, or testifying against whites.
Lincoln often referred to the American Negro as the African he would have thought the phrase African American a contradiction in terms and though he condemned slavery in principle, that is far from the whole story and still misleads the naive.
Lincoln passionately favored colonizing free Negroes, with their consent, outside the United States. In his 1862 State of the Union message he asked Congress for a constitutional amendment authorizing a federal program to achieve this.
His ideal was what would now be called grand apartheid: I cannot make it better known than it already is, he said, that I strongly favor colonization. He made no effort to conceal or disguise this fact; that has been left to his modern admirers, who rarely mention it.
This is still one of the most diligently evaded facts of American history, along with Lincolns brutal suppression of dissent in the North. But the record is clear.
Lincoln was willing to live with slavery, and said in his first inaugural speech that he would support an amendment protecting it forever! where it already existed. Real abolitionists despised him, and its no wonder Frederick Douglass called him pre-eminently the white mans president. He opposed slavery more for the sake of white laborers than blacks. And he actually doubted his authority to free slaves, which he at last did very reluctantly.
So Lincoln was what todays liberals would call a racist, a white supremacist, and a segregationist anything but a champion of diversity.
A President Barack Obama was not at all what he had in mind.
After a long winter weekend trying to get news out of my television, I finally resigned myself to the grim truth that the American news media are less interested in the Iraq war, the presidential race, and the astronaut love triangle than in who is the father or biological father, as we now say of Anna Nicole Smiths baby.
All the resources of investigative journalism are being employed to find the answer. I never quite expected the Information Age to culminate in this. The child does not seem to realize that she has suddenly become one of Americas foremost celebrities.
According to the U.S. Census Bureau, one of every 17 Americans is now a celebrity. Most of these are rap artists. Why Anna Nicole herself achieved celebrity is not entirely clear, though she once appeared in a film with O.J. Simpson. One thing is certain: She managed to redefine widowhood in our time. It would be hard to find a more spectacular widow.
A friend of hers, speaking to The Washington Post, explained the key to her character: She just wanted to be a mom. Her rather roundabout quest for maternal status included getting silicone implants, becoming Playmate of the Year, marrying (and not marrying) various men, and other maneuvers.
And now, incredibly, slurs are being cast on her chastity.
Fascinating though all this no doubt is, perhaps we should be at least equally curious about the paternity of Mary Cheneys baby. It seems to me a little more significant. Anna Nicoles child may have been somewhat irregular illegitimate, to put it quaintly but whoever begot her apparently did so the old-fashioned way. Anna Nicole needed no recourse to such desperately unnatural measures as artificial insemination.
Be that as it may, something about Anna Nicole some indefinable, intangible quality has always caused people to lose their sense of proportion. Not that this country ever had one to speak of. But Anna Nicole Smith, more vividly than any other woman, exemplified the difference between being female and being feminine.
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