If you
want to learn about the only real conservative running for president,
dont bother following the allegedly conservative media. Ive
seen nary a single mention of Congressman Ron Paul in the Bushpress:
National Review,
The Washington Times,
The Wall Street Journal,
The Weekly Standard,
or
The New York Post. I dont think Rush Limbaugh or
Sean Hannity has covered him either. Maybe Ive missed something,
but I doubt it. Has Fox News paid him any mind at all?

Not as much as it has
paid the pro-war atheist Christopher Hitchens. But then, Hitchens is quite
acceptable to the neocons and often pops up in the
Journal. (He keeps his
old irreverence about Zionism under prudent control these days. There are
taboos and taboos.)

George Will
who takes Rudy Giuliani seriously
as a conservative devoted
a single dismissive
Newsweek column to Paul, treating him as
an eccentric and a joke. Imagine, a conservative politician who both opposes
the Iraq war and wants to abide by the U.S. Constitution! One who, moreover,
in his private life as a physician, has refused to take a single dime of
Medicare money and has forbidden his own children to take student loans
from the government!

On the other hand,
the liberal media have covered Paul rather generously and with
respect.
The Washington Post has featured him on its front
page and in its Style section; ABCs George
Stephanopoulos has interviewed him at length, as have Bill Moyers and
others.

Pauls notable
integrity, which makes him so appealing to principled conservatives (as
opposed to rich Republican hacks), also compels the attention of honest
opponents of his philosophy. True, liberals find a few points of agreement
with him, and no doubt they like it that he makes the rest of his party look
so cheap and cynical; but that isnt all. The respect he commands is
sincere.

Such a politician as
Paul stands out like a virgin in a house of ill repute. He is an embarrassment
and an annoyance to powerful people who want to claim the conservative
label, so they pretend he doesnt exist. Ron Paul? Ron Paul?
Never heard of him! This leaves their phony monopoly secure.

Speaking of the
Bushpress,
National Review has performed the neat feat of
virtually reading its own founder, Bill Buckley, out of the conservative
movement that he, more than anyone else, helped to create. After all, he has
become a heretic on the Iraq mess and has also observed that President
Bushs domestic record cant be easily squared with anything
recognizable as conservatism.

This is the same
magazine whose current editor once suggested a nuclear attack on Mecca.
He later explained that he was just kidding, not seriously proposing mass
murder. This macabre joke fell rather flat even during the early hysteria for
war, and it seems even less amusing today than it did in 2001.

After all, this is the
same crowd who smeared a dozen true conservatives
as unpatriotic for the thoughtcrime of opposing the latest war
for the state of Israel. Is it any surprise that they dont even dare to
acknowledge Ron Pauls existence?
Another Side of Lady
Bird?
Until she died in July, Lady Bird
Johnson was my favorite first lady. She behaved with dignity, kept her own
counsel, had no known political views or ambitions of her own, and never
eloped with a billionaire.


But
when she died, the eulogies were a little too fulsome. Her own Episcopal pastor
spoke as if he had never heard of original sin or as if it had no
application to Lady Bird.

Of course I have no
right or desire to speak ill of her. But my goodness, isnt it possible
that there was more to her than any of us knew? She was the spouse and
partner of a notoriously no, legendarily corrupt man, and she
became rich with him as nominal owner of a radio station. And she kept her
perfect innocence all that time?

Maybe she did; but
why is this simply
assumed? Did she never have to face or
conquer temptation? Didnt she have an inner life an
area of private mystery like the rest of us? Why this idealization of
the bland? A curious sort of idolatry.

Lady Bird
Johnsons only achievement, as defined by the unanimous eulogists,
was her campaign to beautify America and nobody in the media was
so mean of spirit as to remind the public that this was done with government
money, that it was of a piece with the Great Society boondoggles, or that it
was also unconstitutional if you think about it. May she rest in peace anyway.
Good Sports?
Even to an old geezer like your
servant, whose interest in sports is now confined to a quick glance at the
daily papers (and a rare visit to the ballpark), it is evident that sports are
now corrupted by evils too numerous to keep track of: the rancor over Barry
Bondss use of steroids in his pursuit of Hank Aarons career
home run record; the perennial clashes of egos between players, or between
players and coaches, managers, and owners; the scandal of a football star
doubling as an entrepreneur in the especially ugly sport of
dogfighting; and now the news that a referee in the NBA is suspected of
betting on games in which he has been involved.

One is ever more
inclined to agree with the un-American view of Kevin Orlin Johnson, author of
The Rosary, that such things are inherent in sports, not just
incidental to them. Its the good things, not the evils, that are merely
incidental to them. And I here say nothing about the sheer idleness and waste
of time and energy these vanities involve.

But try to imagine
Notre Dame University honoring our Lady by giving up its hugely lucrative
football program. Ronald Reagan would turn over in his grave.
In Defense of the Poles
The current issue of
The
Chesterton Review features a discerning essay by Dermot Quinn on
the grossly unfair charge of anti-Semitism against the Poles. Space
precludes an adequate treatment here, but why not visit
http://academic.shu.edu/chesterton/chestertonreview.htm for
subscription information?
Joseph Sobran